Paid actor for my funeral

[Insomniac]

I'll be hiring actors for my funeral since it's obvious that no one will come.

anyone knows a good company that provides such services?

 

[Julgran]

Hire any political school, since no one believes that politicans are authentic anyway.

On a more serious note, what's the purpose of the actors? No one that you know will even know that they are there, right?

 

[Insomniac]

On a more serious note, what's the purpose of the actors? No one that you know will even know that they are there, right?

it doesn't matter, the actors aren't for them.

it's for me. to make me feel less lonely at my funeral
@zeroornothing are you laughing at me :(

 

[Ligottian]

This post reminds of some lyrics from the famous 70 year dead American country music singer, Hank Williams, Sr.

When the time rolls around for me to lay down and die
I guess I'll have to go and hire me somebody to cry

 

[Snake of Eden]

There are actually paid mourners that people can hire for funerals to put on a show. It is practiced in some parts of the world like North Africa but it is an ancient practice

 

[TheEndTimes]

Wikipedia: Professional Mourners has information about the history this topic (it was common in ancient cultures) as well as an overview of places where it's currently practiced (China, for one). I hope you find it useful.

 

[Insomniac]

There are actually paid mourners that people can hire for funerals to put on a show. It is practiced in some parts of the world like North Africa but it is an ancient practice

I 100% serious.

When the time rolls around for me to lay down and die
I guess I'll have to go and hire me somebody to cry

damn. I wonder if most people feel that way or if it's just due to depression but I feel like people won't even know that I passed away.

at my worse, I imagine some people breathing a sight of relief and others laughing.

China, for one

not even surprised. chinese people have always been very utilitarian

 

[TheEndTimes]

I'm Paid To Mourn At Funerals (And It's A Growing Industry) I googled professional mourners and found this

 

[uselesswaste]

you can invite dogs and cats(strays) instead of humans, and pay someone to feed them on your funeral.


They will feel grateful to you some way or other.

 

[Crazy4u]

A funeral may not be as important as you think

 

[Snake of Eden]

it doesn't matter, the actors aren't for them.

it's for me. to make me feel less lonely at my funeral
@zeroornothing are you laughing at me :(

I am sorry i couldnt help it. Not really laugjing at you personally. Just at how our minds workout gymnastics that doesnt make sense when it comes to our demise. I have come up with more laughable stuff than this trust me ans i laugh at myself for it

 

[Insomniac]

A funeral may not be as important as you think

what could be more important than the way you depart ? in a world of absurd events.

 

[Crazy4u]

what could be more important than the way you depart ? in a world of absurd events.

depart peacefully and successfully in 1 attempt. In an ideal world, my body won't be found like I have never existed! this is my fantasy.

I would be offended if people show up in my funeral. Couldn't they be nice to me while alive?!!!

 

[Mashedout]

I just want to hire a stunningly beautiful woman, preferably a goth, who will show up when everyone else has arrived and start crying heavily in the middle of everything drawing all attention to her. Then she just leaves without saying a word to anyone else. Everyone will be left thinking what I did in my life to affect her so profoundly since previously their opinion of me was so low. Give them a good mindfuck to puzzle over.

 

[Snake of Eden]

I just want to hire a stunningly beautiful woman, preferably a goth, who will show up when everyone else has arrived and start crying heavily in the middle of everything drawing all attention to her. Then she just leaves without saying a word to anyone else. Everyone will be left thinking what I did in my life to affect her so profoundly since previously their opinion of me was so low. Give them a good mindfuck to puzzle over.

I love it <3

 

[steviewonder]

I'll be hiring actors for my funeral since it's obvious that no one will come.

anyone knows a good company that provides such services?

I believe you can pay premium for the undertaker to come over and perform a piledriver on your grave