Not a serious thread: Troll or be trolled

[BPD_LE]

Maybe not a wall then maybe some kind of a ditch or Dyke.

That could work. We can throw the scousers in too. No point to them.

 

[SinisterKid]

As a pure blue blood northern lad, who loves gravy [look it up] likes going down Blackpool for a fight and can eat 2. yes 2 Nagasaki sauce and chips, I have to tell you to leave my scouse brethren well alone. Its not their fault they are illiterate, robbing little shites who spend their days rummaging in bins for that well known Liverpudlian delicacy, the You'll Never Work Again roll.

Now if you were talking about throwing in a few mackems, I am all for that. Inbred little fuckers, they give ugly a whole new meaning. Give em a car to build and they all think they are related to the Japs, when we know they are all related to each other. Mackems are not stupid, to be stupid infers there is some intelligence in the first place and that simply is not true where the mackems are concerned. If they could fill the stadium of shite, we could wipe the lot of em out in one go, but as they will never make the big league again, its not going to happen.

 

[DoNotLet2]

I think breathing should be taxed. Come on? You're producing CO2 that is destroying our world, so pay.

 

[omoidarui]

I just trolled all your notifications
#FastestThumbintheWestV2

 

[Deleted member 1465]

BMW drivers should have their own lane on the motorway so they never need to indicate.

 

[Soulless_Angel]

Pro Life... The only way to be in life right.....??

**grabs the rum and sits back ........

 

[Stan]

Pro Life... The only way to be in life right.....??

Actually I agree. I believe MH issues are a fabrication of people who just can't be bothered. Stop the meds immediately. Dr Stan prescribes a cup of tea, chocolate chip cookie and tells you to make sure you have one good bowel movement as day. World crisis solved!

 

[puppy9]

Global warming is a myth, global is around the world and it's cold in Alaska. Check mate.

 

[Soulless_Angel]

Actually I agree. I believe MH issues are a fabrication of people who just can't be bothered. Stop the meds immediately. Dr Stan prescribes a cup of tea, chocolate chip cookie and tells you to make sure you have one good bowel movement as day. World crisis solved!

fuck cuppa's they are gross,hand me the rum and you MAY have a deal... MAY!!
I mean if MH is fabricated then surly this forum is just full of imaginative fabricated stories? Damn we could have a dozen movies alone from this forum!

 

[Stan]

fuck cuppa's they are gross,hand me the rum and you MAY have a deal... MAY!!

In the spirit of negotiation, let's have a coffee with a rum in it and call it 'The Calypso Coffee Method'

 

[Soulless_Angel]

In the spirit of negotiation, let's have a coffee with a rum in it and call it 'The Calypso Coffee Method'

coffee flavoured alcohol... have ya ever tried coffee rum, oh hell....Ill CTB overdosing on that biatch!!

Sorry Im taking this thread off topic....

 

[Deleted member 1465]

In the spirit of negotiation, let's have a coffee with a rum in it and call it 'The Calypso Coffee Method'

Do I need to take it with acidity reducer's?
*ducks & runs*

 

[Stan]

Do I need to take it with acidity reducer's?
*ducks & runs*

not if you complete the 5,000 hour fast as recommended by nobody

 

[omoidarui]

Pro Life... The only way to be in life right.....?

Definitely, suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem after all.

 

[Soulless_Angel]

Do I need to take it with acidity reducer's?
*ducks & runs*

Why cant I have the laughing emoji?!!!

 

[Stan]

Definitely, suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem after all.

Not unless you believe in reincarnation!

 

[Soulless_Angel]

Not unless you believe in reincarnation!

but surely that's religion based, and if your an atheist then you are royally screwed?

 

[Stan]

but surely that's religion based, and if your an atheist then you are royally screwed?

You just made death sound very attractive as it could be construed you are saying I will get laid by a princess when I die! YAY!!!!!

 

[Soulless_Angel]

You just made death sound very attractive as it could be construed you are saying I will get laid by a princess when I die! YAY!!!!!

Unless it's megan markle....

 

[Stan]

Unless it's megan markle....

you a pro-lifer with threats like that!

 

[Soulless_Angel]

you a pro-lifer with threats like that!

but ain't she and H a mental health and pro life advocate, so surely BAM job done?

 

[BPD_LE]

Unless it's megan markle....

That's not a Princess that's a terrible mistake. Can't we send her back to Trump Land in a trade deal? #TeamKate

 

[trynacbt]

Why cant I have the laughing emoji?!!!

because this is a s u i c i d e forum, silly !!!

Edit: sorry, this was meant to be funny.... i guess even my humor is dark.... what can i say

 

[Soulless_Angel]

because this is a s u i c i d e forum, silly !!!

D'oh I am drunk reason and logic don't exist for me right now

 

[Stan]

So I had to look at the SN method to see why it is so difficult for people. Got bored reading it again so I thought I would liven it up for myself. So I gave SN a codeword of "a mangled lady garden". Now the process is much better. If you ingest a mangled lady garden, your system will be deprived of oxygen and you will die. Taking a mangled lady garden may give you seizures. Drinking a mangled lady garden may make you vomit so antiemetics are recommended.

Much better now!

Definitely, suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem after all.

How long is a temporary problem and is it related to that famous piece of string?

 

[omoidarui]

How long is a temporary problem and is it related to that famous piece of string?

Im a egocentric prolifer now lolz i took all th string (for my bow)

 

[LuzurPhagget]

People who commit suicide are weak, pathetic losers who didn't have the balls to face the challenges life/God put before them. Afterall, God can only give you so much you can handle and there are no problems, only solutions, so they're simply taking the easy way out. Everyone who has and will kill themselves will simply reincarnate to face the challenges they chose to run away from in the lives they cut short.

Also, do you believe in life after love?

 

[DoNotLet2]

Idu that game but let's try again.
My baby is the best children on this planet! He can't shut up for a single minute, instead he keeps screaming? No, it's your problem, that you can't appreciate the voice of my beloved child!

 

[Stan]

Also, do you believe in life after love?

If you mean the song by Cher, there is scientific proof that it was recorded and was in the charts. I am a believer!

 

[Deleted member 1465]

All depression is cured by beer and country music.