New Method: ICE

ipmanwc0 · 2026-01-25T10:37:12-0600

I have heard some of you want to be murdered. ICE just murdered another person in Minnesota, maybe that's an option. Would help a cause too

raybd · 2026-01-25T10:43:30-0600

It's a variation of Suicide-by-cop....

ipmanwc0 · 2026-01-25T10:45:39-0600

raybd said:
It's a variation of Suicide-by-cop....

yes but with cops murder is in theory the last resort whereas it's the first resort with ICE

dewasrite · 2026-01-25T10:48:25-0600

I hate that that would really probably work and it also probably would even take much effort.

raybd · 2026-01-25T10:49:53-0600

ipmanwc0 said:
yes but with cops murder is in theory the last resort whereas it's the first resort with ICE

oh no... the tougher precincts have really murderous cops.... personal experience. we had this tough precinct right next to where suburbia started.... the suburbia cops all... hardly touched their guns - acted more like bureaucrats. The tough one - as bad as ICE now. Police academy dregs if not dropouts and such.

Unlucky777 · 2026-01-25T10:52:06-0600

Haha I just posted about this. This would be the best way to go for me. I don't have to feel guilty about killing myself.

leaving_early · 2026-01-25T10:56:26-0600

I was just thinking about this earlier today. If I lived in the USA right now I would just buy a gun and flash it at an ICE agent to make them kill me. They're probably more likely to kill you than if you'd try to shoot yourself.

OzymandiAsh · 2026-01-25T10:58:30-0600

I got a laugh from this, lol

Unlucky777 · 2026-01-25T11:12:35-0600

leaving_early said:
I was just thinking about this earlier today. If I lived in the USA right now I would just buy a gun and flash it at an ICE agent to make them kill me. They're probably more likely to kill you than if you'd try to shoot yourself.

I'm about to put this to the test if my primary method fails lol

This could prove to be the best and most reliable method to suicide in 2026

eggsausagerice · 2026-01-25T11:18:04-0600

ipmanwc0 said:
I have heard some of you want to be murdered. ICE just murdered another person in Minnesota, maybe that's an option. Would help a cause too

i've had 2 separate people mention the minnesota ICE murders but it flew over my head because i thought they slipped and fell on some ice. i just realized they meant ICE as in ICE(...)

kurgan · 2026-01-25T11:24:19-0600

why would you want to give an ice agent the satisfaction of ending your life?

Unlucky777 · 2026-01-25T11:30:18-0600

kurgan said:
why would you want to give an ice agent the satisfaction of ending your life?

Different strokes for different folks I suppose. I couldn't care less about that TBH. I just want out of this hell hole. And if I don't have to kms and feel the guilt, why not? For me I wish someone or something like an accident would kill me. Likelihood of that happening? 0%. This would be the next best thing for me.

usernamegoeshere · 2026-01-25T12:25:57-0600

raybd said:
It's a variation of Suicide-by-cop....

hi sorry to bother but do u know if there are any pages on this site that go into this method more ? it's been one of my top methods but i didn't realize it had a name !

Jadeith · 2026-01-25T12:50:59-0600

Unlucky777 said:
if I don't have to kms and feel the guilt

Thing is, if you kys then you won't feel anything afterwards. I don't know, maybe i'm misreading sth but i got this inkling that many people here think that there will be sth for them after ctb. Like feeling guilt, witnessing how world would react to their demise etc.

usernamegoeshere said:
hi sorry to bother but do u know if there are any pages on this site that go into this method more ?

Suicide by cop is considered non-method here

Suicide By Cop

"Suicide by cop" is a method occasionally reported in the news media, and to an extent in popular culture (e.g. the song by Heems). The emergence of the phenomenon of "swatting", where people call in a hoax threat, as well as high-profile police shootings, may have increased interest in this...

sanctioned-suicide.net

Unlucky777 · 2026-01-25T13:05:42-0600

Jadeith said:
Thing is, if you kys then you won't feel anything afterwards. I don't know, maybe i'm misreading sth but i got this inkling that many people here think that there will be sth for them after ctb. Like feeling guilt, witnessing how world would react to their demise etc.

Suicide by cop is considered non-method here

Suicide By Cop

"Suicide by cop" is a method occasionally reported in the news media, and to an extent in popular culture (e.g. the song by Heems). The emergence of the phenomenon of "swatting", where people call in a hoax threat, as well as high-profile police shootings, may have increased interest in this...

sanctioned-suicide.net

No I mean guilt I would feel after having done the deed. My last attempt I definitely felt guilty after I drank the poison.

If I got killed by ICE via gunshot it would be instant and I would not have to think about it at all before death occurs if that makes sense. Plus if I got purposefully killed by ICE then it would not look like CTB. Maybe it's all mental and psychological for me but that's how I feel

haihaihai · 2026-01-25T13:14:52-0600

i was thinking about this too. if i got killed trying to help another person out like that nurse did, i wouldn't feel bad about it at all. not that id feel anything after.. you know what i mean.

kitkat9234 · 2026-01-25T13:22:06-0600

Been thinking about this a lot. Wishing it was me.

oneeyed · 2026-01-25T14:28:07-0600

How would you initiate it without it being super obvious? Especially if you're not a visible minority. Walk by an ICE guy and blurt out "como estas?"

nikdiedtoday · 2026-01-25T14:34:30-0600

its genuinely not funny at all its actually scary BUT i def laughed at the title

Alpacachino · 2026-01-25T14:35:24-0600

Except you may end up getting beaten up, tasered, and locked in a cell instead.Not a good idea.
Not to mention you might have charges filed against you and get stuck in legal hell. Also, all your privacy and peace of mind will go out the window.

willitpass · 2026-01-25T15:00:11-0600

oneeyed said:
How would you initiate it without it being super obvious? Especially if you're not a visible minority. Walk by an ICE guy and blurt out "como estas?"

Considering both of the public executions this year have not involved any use of threat or force by the white, American victims, that would not be necessary. Get too close to them with your phone while recording them and they'll get pissed off and resort to excessive force. Often times thus far that excessive force is in the form of restraints, beatings, gassing, non-lethal ammunition, or unwarranted arrests. So statistically (at least at this point, who knows where we'll be tomorrow, next week, God forbid next month) you're more likely to be assaulted and arrested than killed.

Also, at this point, I don't think even coming at them with a weapon would be seen as suicide. It would be seen as ire at the government. The issue with that, however, is your suicide would be used as a political weapon by the right as to why ICE is armed and aggression is necessary. And one person doing this could very likely be the last straw for the insurrection act being invoked. The threat of that has already been a very strong political maneuver being hung over our heads. One person's suicide by ICE could be the start of a civil blood bath. Personally, with where we are at this moment, doing that would be even worse and more selfish and dangerous than something like suicide by train or traffic.

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