My Manifesto for a Prosperous Future

[6ftunder]

After registering my interest in the role of 'Moderator' here, I have been overwhelmed with support, with a total of one person now following me.

Considering the certainty with which I am likely to be selected for the position, I thought it paramount to outline my vision for a prosperous future for Sanctioned Suicide.
If offered the position, I will faithfully serve our wonderful community and would seek to enact the following:

1. A face-to-face conference with the German and Italian governments so as to negotiate the forum being available to members of their glorious countries once more.

2. To counter any concerns regarding purity or reliability from suppliers of 'N' or 'SN', I will seek to form a subsidiary of Sanctioned Suicide tasked with supplying reliable methods, chiefly guns, 'N', and to increase revenue we will also offer the option of sending floral tributes in honour of the deceased.

This subsidiary will be called:

Spoiler: New company name

"Guns N Roses"

3. I will put forward a draft law that seeks to make it illegal for members of Sanctioned Suicide to conceive children unless they first ask the pre-conceived child for permission to give birth to them.

4. I will lobby national governments to sell a 20 square meter piece of land to the Swiss, on which Dignitas will be asked to build international offices for ease of access for citizens of other countries.


Any other views or suggestions most welcome.
I look forward to faithfully serving you and representing the community.

 

[FuneralCry]

It really would be ideal to have the option of euthanasia everywhere, hopefully it would not just be for those with severe/terminal illnesses. I think if that was available, then I would not have to research methods and worry about the fear of failure. I wish you the best with what you are doing.

 

[6ftunder]

It really would be ideal to have the option of euthanasia everywhere, hopefully it would not just be for those with severe/terminal illnesses. I think if that was available, then I would not have to research methods and worry about the fear of failure. I wish you the best with what you are doing.

Thank you.

 

[NobodyKnowsMe]

Awesome plan. You have my vote.

 

[Shu]

@RainAndSadness oh yeah they are definitely trying to slip through the cracks

 

[Smart No More]

I remember this guys CV application as a moderator. I'd have been massively disappointed in admin if they had fallen for that deluded self selling nonsense. I wasn't sure if it was intended as satirical humour or if they were attempting sincerity. It was a painful sickly read. I didn't pick up that they were ft26 affiliated though. Think I credited them with too much intelligence tbh. If that's the best operative they can send, well, speaks for itself.

Reading the OP here really reinforces their idiotic delusion. It still reads as satire. How it could possibly have serious intent is baffling.