Johnnythefox
Que sera sera
- Nov 11, 2018
- 3,129
I thought about doing this but not blaming anyone else..
therhydler
Enlightened
- Dec 7, 2018
- 1,196
Would rather order N if I had that money...
aetqwet
I don't think he had in him to CTB himself.... wonder if he will face real jail time? i think there has to be some leniency if he asks for mental help
I really feel for him. Poor guy's just as desperate as anyone to go. I meant it.
I would totally do that. If I can.
I wish I could hire someone to shoot me. I don't blame the guy.
suffering
Too p*ssy to end it, too suicidal to leave
- Aug 17, 2018
- 398
I would also hire someone to kill me if I could. I'm outraged that we are not legally allowed to do so. It should be possible to do so with dignity,
I would even coach the assassin how to properly kill me.
gingerplum
Enlightened
- Nov 5, 2018
- 1,450
I dunno... on reading the article, it's unclear whether he really wanted to die, or was trying to frame the ex-fiancee for an attempted "hit job", or maybe a successful one.
Maybe he was serious about wanting to die, and as a bonus have the ex charged for it? Boy, that would be the ultimate fuck you of all time.
Whatever. He shouldn't have posed as someone else that could've been charged. Sympathy withheld.
Maybe he was serious about wanting to die, and as a bonus have the ex charged for it? Boy, that would be the ultimate fuck you of all time.
Whatever. He shouldn't have posed as someone else that could've been charged. Sympathy withheld.
Severen
Enlightened
- Jun 30, 2018
- 1,819
Wait. A man was arrested for hiring a hitman to kill himself? WTF. What a waste of tax money and time for law enforcement...
Jen Erik
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- Oct 12, 2018
- 637
Imagine thinking Whisper is an 'anonymous' app and using it to frame someone.
Edited: Calling him an idiot was harsh and unnecessary, so I removed that.
Edited: Calling him an idiot was harsh and unnecessary, so I removed that.
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gingerplum
Enlightened
- Nov 5, 2018
- 1,450
Utah County man arrested for posing as ex-fiancee, hiring hitman to kill him
Smilla
Visionary
- Apr 30, 2018
- 2,548
You dont need the hitman.. just his gun.
Rose Mirren
roses are so overrated
- Dec 10, 2018
- 101
Ugh I really want to do this. Only I won't place the blame on anyone. I live in the Philippines, and a lot of innocent people are being killed right now because of our President's drug war. Hate the president, hate the drug war, but it really could be the perfect cover-up, as I want my death to look "natural." If I get killed by some "random" person, they'd probably attribute it to that, and plus I won't have to deal with overcoming survival instincts.
Sadly, I am f*cking broke. Honestly, one of the reasons I'm still alive is because I lack the funds to have a "peaceful" and quick death (example: buying N). I could jump or hang myself, but there's a risk it'll fail. It is so hard to kill yourself when you're broke *sigh*
Sadly, I am f*cking broke. Honestly, one of the reasons I'm still alive is because I lack the funds to have a "peaceful" and quick death (example: buying N). I could jump or hang myself, but there's a risk it'll fail. It is so hard to kill yourself when you're broke *sigh*
Kdawg2018
Still here...
- Nov 10, 2018
- 272
In US, all you have to do is break into a rednecks home, I dont think u should though :D
Retched
I see the chaos in your eyes.
- Oct 8, 2018
- 837
wanttodie
Enlightened
- Apr 19, 2018
- 1,824
me to I wish I could hire someone to shoot me.
Hiring a hitman sounds like it would be great because you never know when it's going to happen. You pay them and then a week or two later you're just going about your day and BLAM! You're dead. And your family/friends will have no idea you killed yourself.
Toenditall
im already dead just need to kill the body
- Nov 10, 2018
- 225
Tbh that's a really good idea apart from trying to blame it on someone else anyone know how to find a hit man?
Smilla
Visionary
- Apr 30, 2018
- 2,548
Johnnythefox
Que sera sera
- Nov 11, 2018
- 3,129
How would you go about paying him?
If you pay beforehand then he could just keep the money and do nothing.
You can't exactly pay him after the event either.
If you pay beforehand then he could just keep the money and do nothing.
You can't exactly pay him after the event either.
brutalus
Student
- Jun 14, 2021
- 159
sht, i just had this very same idea! i live in mexico and theres a lot of drugdealers. i may even know a few hehe. maybe i could ask one to do me the favor as a friend.
1. make a crpyto wallet and deposit the agreed amount.
2. write the access info on a piece of paper and place it in a safe pocket.
3. hitman is only able to retrieve the paper by killing you or disabling you.
4. if he attempts to disable, try to fight in such a way that he is forced to use lethal force (maybe threaten to kill him too)
5. kill him if he doesnt comply :)
6. take his gun, kill yourself.
i dont see a reason why the hitman would go through all this trouble tho. i think he would just kill you and take the money. which is what we want in the first place.
how about this:
1. make a crpyto wallet and deposit the agreed amount.
2. write the access info on a piece of paper and place it in a safe pocket.
3. hitman is only able to retrieve the paper by killing you or disabling you.
4. if he attempts to disable, try to fight in such a way that he is forced to use lethal force (maybe threaten to kill him too)
5. kill him if he doesnt comply :)
6. take his gun, kill yourself.
i dont see a reason why the hitman would go through all this trouble tho. i think he would just kill you and take the money. which is what we want in the first place.
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sadbadpsychogirl
sonofabitch
- May 29, 2020
- 725
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