Make up a song title and i’ll try to add lyrics

[Sickofit]

Sitting on the toilet cuz of those bottom burps
Feeling like I am about to give birth...it hurts
Squeezing, my vains pop, seeing starts, I just can't stop...
From trying

Lord oh lord oh lord what did I ever do to you?
I need some help and my face is turning blue
Was it cuz of of that time I cheating on my wife?
You punishing me as I sit here though the night
I'm crying
I'm dying

One last digital maneuver before I call it a night
Then the turd flew out and splashed me out of spite
Back up in my butt it went
Cracking me up I'm spent



Ok out of ideas lol

Hahahahhqhahahahaha you are talented!!

 

[worldexploder]

My Wife Named Gladys

my grandmas name was Gladys. THIS ONE GOES OUT TO HER

Your curley gray hair tenders my meatlog
Those horn rimmed glasss melts my calloused cloggs (feet)
You love Alan Jackson? Wait till I sing
You be the sub..and I'll be your fuck King

I'm one glad ass with a wife named Gladys
Her Appalachia's ways make me moist
I'm one glad ass with a wife named Gladys
Her southern cornbred muffles my voice

 

[worldexploder]

Hahahahhqhahahahaha you are talented!!

Well thank ya buddy

 

[Safi]

In The Dark

 

[worldexploder]

In The Dark

I feel a goth rock vibe coming off this one

In the dark nobody sees what I do
In the dark I can show what I want to
In the dark do da de da de da
In the dark da do da deeeeeeee

It turns me on just to know it's out
And that your close to me
I can hear your voice and touch your skin
Let it all hang free

 

[Taylored]

'Demented Wolf with a chainsaw'

 

[worldexploder]

'Demented Wolf with a chainsaw'

Dang that's a hard one.

I'm gonna have to make that one another instrumental.

 

[Safi]

I feel a goth rock vibe coming off this one

In the dark nobody sees what I do
In the dark I can show what I want to
In the dark do da de da de da
In the dark da do da deeeeeeee

It turns me on just to know it's out
And that your close to me
I can hear your voice and touch your skin
Let it all hang free

Ahh, now I've got this stuck in my head!! But thanks, you're very creative :'-D