Limericks 1 line at a time

[fedup1982]

Let's make limericks, one line at a time!

Example:
1 - There once was a young lady from Leith
2 - Who would circumsize men with her teeth
3 - It wasn't for fame
Or love of the game
4 - But to get to the cheese underneath!


Ok I'll start...

1. In a forum that I once went to

 

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2. Why I was there? Had no clue
3. So I ate some food
4. I was in the mood
5. All i did was chew, chew, chew

1. There was an old man called Kevin
2. His age was divisible by eleven
3. He didn't care
4. His car had a spare
5. Which as far as he cared was heaven

1. There once was a man in Surrey
2. Who was quite partial of curry