It’d be so convenient to be murdered

[not_a_robot]

I think of that and shudder, i remember that girl that was on the phone to her mum while being eaten by the bear. i really don't want to have to google that for you. it gave me nightmares and i felt physical sick. i felt so sorry for that girl and her poor mother. but i'm sure you can find it by search on those keywords. mother nature does not fuck around.

Some people ctb by jumping in tiger and gator pits though. Not always successful. They get rescued.

 

[blanketyblk]

I googled and found a r3ddit post about it. Apparently, people say that it's fake and was written by DailyMail(yellow press, kinda) for views and clicks.

I want to believe it's fake and don't want to investigate further - sounds too horrible
But I can't imagine someone being eaten not freaking out and speaking properly. And I think bears would kill their victim before eating it.

Hope it's fake.

If it is fake would make me feel a bit better about the world as it was truly a horrific story.. yeah. i 'm hoping your right that it was fake.

Some people ctb by jumping in tiger and gator pits though. Not always successful. They get rescued.

This is true. but such a brutal way of checking out. being torn to bits is just well. no

 

[ExitTheDay]

To me it's totally welcome and I would only want it when I least expected it

 

[Hhhh]

Most killers enjoy the act of killing so like... you'd most likely suffer before death and have your body mutilated afterwards... Not fun. In my case id like my body found in one piece, also id rather have the control over ending my own life. I deserve at least that. Plus fuck people. Why would i want to make another person, let alone a murderer, happy? Fuck them.

 

[DepressionsAHo]

Some people ctb by jumping in tiger and gator pits though. Not always successful. They get rescued.

I don't give a fuck about those people
I care that they're forcing an endangered species to be killed since your stupid ass couldn't just do it your fucking self
I mean honestly, what the fuck? Have some insight you fucking pricks
You ever see the video of the guy who stopped his truck in the middle of the highway, set it on fire then climbed out cause surprise surprise it fucking hurts to be burned alive. The cunt left his dog inside to be burned alive. I don't remember what happened to him but fuck him and fuck everybody who chooses or chose this "method"

Depends how much the murderer is good at murdering people or how sadistic he or she is... I wouldn't want to be fucking murdered by someone who did so with a spork or butter knife.

On a side note, can you imagine how funny it'd be to have (name) murdered by a spork
On your tombstone

 

[daikon]

Maybe need to find a necrophiliac then since they just want the body.

Somewhat unrelated but you reminded me of this. Hope it gives you a laugh: