Foooook that.
Id write a list, but only my dad would be on that list.
I'd also make note, clearly telling everyone else to fuck off, since they'd only be showing up for appearances.
Along with telling people not to write any 'condolences/Rip' messages.
I hate the fact that when I'm gone, people who assume they know me will come out the woodworks. They ain't around now so just stay away when I'm dead lol