Is death by choking on food a good method?

[Volatile]

Does it take long to die ?

 

[Empty Smile]

I don't know if I would call this a good way to attempt suicide.

I do know choking in food is painful. I ate a piece of ground beef and for some reason, it lodged itself in my throat.

I can't say i was on the verge of death, as I could still slightly breathe. But it hurt so fucking bad trying to breathe in enough air and hurt more coughing as hard as I could to get it to come out.

IMO, your survival instincts would kick in, and you would probably start to panic anyway.

 

[Final Escape]

I almost died one day bc I swallowed a huge piece of meat and it got lodged in my throat lol! Talk about panic and it dislodged just as I was about to run to get help.

 

[skitliv]

No

 

[RoloTomasi]

Nah, and I read of these things happening by accident to age 60+ people.

 

[ge0rge]

tried this once, prince charming heimlich'd it out of my throat, do not recommend

 

[RoloTomasi]

tried this once, prince charming heimlich'd it out of my throat, do not recommend

If you don't mind me asking, what food object was it?

 

[skitliv]

tried this once, prince charming heimlich'd it out of my throat, do not recommend

Thats curious, how do you even purposely choke yourself with food?

 

[Xmac000]

No

 

[Ice Poseidon]

I almost died one day bc I swallowed a huge piece of meat and it got lodged in my throat lol! Talk about panic and it dislodged just as I was about to run to get help.

What kind of meat? ;)

 

[Tiburcio]

What kind of meat? ;)

I hope it was no sausage

 

[Final Escape]

What kind of meat? ;)

I believe it was steak, just tough meat that is difficult to chew and too big a piece to try to swallow lol!

 

[ge0rge]

What kind of meat? ;)

;)

 

[Jonnydoeuk]

Does it take long to die ?

Try an ice cube square thick type !! I swalloed one once fortunately gag reflex brought it back up but I alwayss thought that would be one unexplained death by the time the ice cube would have melted the difficulty breathing shit me out

 

[typx]

Is this for real?

You must be trolling.

 

[Volatile]

Is this for real?

You must be trolling.

Nope. I'm trying to think of accidental looking deaths

 

[accidentaldeath]

Nope. I'm trying to think of accidental looking deaths

To my arms bro

 

[accidentaldeath]

Nope. I'm trying to think of accidental looking deaths

I came the forum looking for the same thing, after some time got 2-3 basic but good methods that look like an accident, if they don't work I have SN as backup.

 

[Volatile]

I came the forum looking for the same thing, after some time got 2-3 basic but good methods that look like an accident, if they don't work I have SN as backup.

What are those 2-3 basic methods?

 

[John smith10]

No

 

[Ssname]

Making it look like an accident lowers the chance of completion dramatically I think. Unless you have someone to help you by removing items after death in which case it is my understanding that nitrogen is undetectable in an autopsy and cause of death is left as unknown.

 

[Deleted member 847]

Choking on food is suffocating. You might as well just cover your head with a plastic bag and wait till you run out of oxygen. You'll faint after 4 minutes of panic and pain. What's your next method volatile? Cutting your genitals?

 

[Volatile]

Choking on food is suffocating. You might as well just cover your head with a plastic bag and wait till you run out of oxygen. You'll faint after 4 minutes of panic and pain. What's your next method volatile? Cutting your genitals?

Well there is an artery that runs through the penis...

 

[Fcancer]

I came the forum looking for the same thing, after some time got 2-3 basic but good methods that look like an accident, if they don't work I have SN as backup.

What are your 2-3 basic good methods??

 

[Doctorj115]

Does it take long to die ?

Jesus Christ, shut up would you?

"Is smelling your own farts til suffocation a good method?"

"Is masturbating until heart attack a good method?"

"Is eating TV dinners a good way to raise cholesterol and induce heart failure?"

"Is swallowing gum a good suicide method?"

"Anyone ever tried slipping on a wet floor and dying?"

Of all the people on this forum you without a doubt come up with the dumbest questions, and a lot of them too. Either shoot or hang yourself, like most people who are actually serious about committing suicide, or toughen up and perhaps get help. What is so bad? I've wasted my entire life, was a good looking, athletic, intelligent young man who had the whole world at the tips of his fingers and then after blowing my life away I had my penis destroyed by a doctor and will be sexually incapable for the foreseeable future. But I'm still going. (Boo, you nasty pro-lifer you!)

 

[Volatile]

Jesus Christ, shut up would you?

"Is smelling your own farts til suffocation a good method?"

"Is masturbating until heart attack a good method?"

"Is eating TV dinners a good way to raise cholesterol and induce heart failure?"

"Is swallowing gum a good suicide method?"

"Anyone ever tried slipping on a wet floor and dying?"

Of all the people on this forum you without a doubt come up with the dumbest questions, and a lot of them too. Either shoot or hang yourself, like most people who are actually serious about committing suicide, or toughen up and perhaps get help. What is so bad? I've wasted my entire life, was a good looking, athletic, intelligent young man who had the whole world at the tips of his fingers and then after blowing my life away I had my penis destroyed by a doctor and will be sexually incapable for the foreseeable future. But I'm still going. (Boo, you nasty pro-lifer you!)

Why are you resurrecting old threads dipshit?

 

[Fcancer]

Jesus Christ, shut up would you?

"Is smelling your own farts til suffocation a good method?"

"Is masturbating until heart attack a good method?"

"Is eating TV dinners a good way to raise cholesterol and induce heart failure?"

"Is swallowing gum a good suicide method?"

"Anyone ever tried slipping on a wet floor and dying?"

Of all the people on this forum you without a doubt come up with the dumbest questions, and a lot of them too. Either shoot or hang yourself, like most people who are actually serious about committing suicide, or toughen up and perhaps get help. What is so bad? I've wasted my entire life, was a good looking, athletic, intelligent young man who had the whole world at the tips of his fingers and then after blowing my life away I had my penis destroyed by a doctor and will be sexually incapable for the foreseeable future. But I'm still going. (Boo, you nasty pro-lifer you!)

Some people would like to find ways that would not come across as suicide to their family, because they are not heartless cunts.

 

[Dani Paradox]

Jesus Christ, shut up would you?

"Is smelling your own farts til suffocation a good method?"

"Is masturbating until heart attack a good method?"

"Is eating TV dinners a good way to raise cholesterol and induce heart failure?"

"Is swallowing gum a good suicide method?"

"Anyone ever tried slipping on a wet floor and dying?"

Of all the people on this forum you without a doubt come up with the dumbest questions, and a lot of them too. Either shoot or hang yourself, like most people who are actually serious about committing suicide, or toughen up and perhaps get help. What is so bad? I've wasted my entire life, was a good looking, athletic, intelligent young man who had the whole world at the tips of his fingers and then after blowing my life away I had my penis destroyed by a doctor and will be sexually incapable for the foreseeable future. But I'm still going. (Boo, you nasty pro-lifer you!)

At least you've still got your dick. I'll trade places with you. Want my mutilated genitals?

 

[ineedtojackit]

No, this sounds horrible and painful as not only is there a good chance of surviving but imagine all that suffering and pain, there are definitely much more peaceful methods.

 

[MachineGunDani]

I'm sorry for ur pain as I don't think that's funny at all but this thread made me lol. But I agree with the masses, prob not the best idea!