My plan was foiled. Checked into the hotel, and was simply relaxing. Enjoying the silence, and was about to get something to eat. My wife asked what I was doing. I replied that I was going to just check into a hotel for tonight to clear my head. Nothing struck weird about the exchange. She texted me few hours later to see if I could go let the dogs out because my wife and mother-in-law were still shopping. Those dogs are my kids, so obviously I agreed to letting the dogs out. I walked in and damn near all my family is in the living room. The exchange started, and I was forced to come clean because my wife told my mom about the recent discussions lately. Now I'm in my bed even worse than I was earlier today. Stuck trying to explain something they'll refuse to grasp no matter how I explained. Holy shit this fucking feels terrible.