If you were a God,what would you do?

[iwanttodie019]

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[LastNite]

Nah fuck the Earth and the Universe. You cant make a perfect human without taking free will. With free will people will be people (Evil as fuck).

 

[Bootleg Astolfo]

Genocide the entirety of humanity exept for 5 humans i hold responsible for my misery, who will be kept alive and tortured for 109 years until i inevitably fuck up and one of them manages to kill the others, at which point he will be turned into a nonsensical blob of flesh who has no mouth and yet, must scream.

 

[LaVieEnRose]

Cry because then I'd be immortal

 

[meiherasoru_]

I would end up destroying those who hurt me and creating an overpopulation of rabbits.

 

[BoulderSoWhat]

Find Azathoth, Wakey Wakey Eggs And Bakey

 

[scarystrawberry]

I'd give good ppl who currently exist a The Good Place sort of ending because the end of that T.V show is the only depiction of Heaven I rlly liked. I'd void the possibility of new human life being created and then I'd let everyone just live out their lives in heaven until it was their time to pass on.

 

[Alpacachino]

You cant make a perfect human without taking free will.

This is what I was going to say. Might as well create a robot instead. It'll be perfect in every way, but it won't have free will.

 

[Novath]

A little bit late but... I'll kill and Erase humanity as whole including the galaxy and reality it self and then after that, I'll kill my self and there will be no more humans

Human is not perfect, they can have any will... I would rather Erase humanity soo that nothing will happen anymore, I will end something thats called "life" That makes human feels soo much both positive or negative emotions and experience.

I hope you understand what i mean

 

[DANDO]

Stop being evil sadistic bastard

 

[AngelTear]

I would reinvent the world in my image

I think my world would be like a cartoon, something cute yet scary with inspirations from Moomin, Animal Crossing, Scooby-Doo, and Courage the Cowardly Dog
Throw a bit of the Sims and Minecraft in there too

The planets and all the celestial bodies would be there...but you're not here to know what I'd do to that
You wanna know what I'd do to the Earth

So let me explain:

The Earth will still exist in a similar way however all flora will be very overgrown (putting that lightly) and very permanent
Humans will exist still, as God I'm sorry to say but you would be sort of experiments to me since I see humans as vessels, they are neutral
Don't worry thought I'm not sadistic and anything humans do wouldn't upset me since I'm GOD I can revert time and make it so that whatever happened never happened

Humans will be forced to live with nature since the flora are basically similar to prehistoric flora, very, very, very large plants (this is true for aquatic plants too)
Trees will be so thick that you could carve a whole home network inside of it's trunk and it would have no effect on the tree
The plants are living so the humans are aware that they allow the little human creatures to live inside of it's body in a sort of symbiotic relationship
Other lifeforms live in plants too

However there are more biomes than hyper grown plants that creatures call home
There's every biome in this life in the fantasy but I suppose just in an exaggerated way
Oh and I forgot to mention I made Earth even bigger
Good luck exploring it now that it's the size of Jupiter XD

Ah and there are many other lifeforms than just human an animals
Human are no longer the only humanoid species
You now have human relatives in the mix too
Hybrids
Aquatic humanoids
Aerial
And creatures from folklore only thought to be myths

And there would exist other realms besides the Earthly one
I'd make a heaven and a hell
Purgatory
And many other dimensions to explore

As God I would make myself known to all the lifeforms I created
So they know I'm real
And that I'm there always watching with a clinical curiosity to see what my creations get up to

Ugh...too many words to fit all in one space right now...

 

[pthnrdnojvsc]

if i could have one wish it would be for me to die quickly and painlessly with my suicide method and plan.

i don't care about anything else

plus if i would care about anything as before when they had me brainwashed. i know there is no magic no god.

only i can help me with only my hands and my brain me. it's all i have to be able to kill myself very soon. because they made anyone else helping me with suicide a crime. so i have to use risky diy suicide methods for which there is not enough data, experiments, tutorials on the internet nothing. just have to invent and decide and work hard and do it.

nothing else matters. what will matter in 150 years? in a 1000 years? in a trilion years? nothing.

plus evil life will cease to exist eventually. evil life can't exist for long in an entropic universe. as the universe goes to equilibrium life can never exist again. the universe will also perish.

1 billion years at most and the Sun wiil make life impossible on Earth. then the Sun will burn the Earth completely. after that the Sun , stars will all die one by one as the universe expands and total entropy total equlibrium nothing forever . everything will die eventually

 

[Black_Knight]

I don't even fucking know. That's the worst part of all my stupid existential angst; I can't make any sense of it. I do know though, that if I were a god, I wouldn't involve any external beings in it. But then the idea of what a "being" is comes into question. Would unintelligent phenomena I choose to interact with be beings? It's like there really isn't any right answer except doing and being nothing unless you somehow crack the code where everyone involved can be content with what's happening at all times.

I feel like I just want to sleep forever. I'm not at the point where I'm ready to definitively blow out the candle. But I am at the point where any kind of experience at all is like, when you start thinking too much about it, there's always something wrong with it. I don't feel like I can be content with anything, but nothing seems even worse!!! What the fuck

 

[The Silent One]

Which God

 

[littlecutecorpse]

i'm not religious but if i were a god i'd cast a second flood to wipe out humanity, since we as a species are completely fucked abominations of this earth. nothing would change our sick nature, even if we were to start from scratch all over again. it's best to let other lifeforms flourish on this planet without any of our interference.

 

[Pluto]

 

[Shiitake]

id do nothing and eat grapes all day.

 

[Xi-Xi]

Why are most people here so freaking genocidal

 

[Shiitake]

Why are most people here so freaking genocidal

Cause theyre edgy, that tought passed me too, what about the happy people thriving, no just kill em all lol,

 

[psychosis]

irradiate humanity

 

[Alpacachino]

I won't take any action against humanity, but I will depart to another space/plane in the universe.

As a God, you are immortal, Humanity will eventually die out.There's no need to be cruel even if I'm not a fan of them.

 

[itsgone2]

Cause theyre edgy, that tought passed me too, what about the happy people thriving, no just kill em all lol,

Some of the happy people thriving are the reason we're all suffering.
The greedy. They thrive. So many now. It's awful.
Not every happy person. But many.

 

[babydoctor]

I won't take any action against humanity, but I will depart to another space/plane in the universe.

As a God, you are immortal, Humanity will eventually die out.There's no need to be cruel even if I'm not a fan of them.

Oh hell yeah I'd be snorting stardust like cocaine, getting high off dark matter storms or whatever the hell they got goin' on up there

 

[Shiitake]

Some of the happy people thriving are the reason we're all suffering.
The greedy. They thrive. So many now. It's awful.
Not every happy person. But many.

what are you even talking about, if you're referring to money, no ur just suffering in a bad country, plenty of poor people have amazing lives outside of the west

 

[itsgone2]

what are you even talking about, if you're referring to money, no ur just suffering in a bad country, plenty of poor people have amazing lives outside of the west

I live in the us. I see the effects private equity and activist investors have on companies. Gutting them. Layoffs are at historic highs. It's happening at my company. Multiple nervous breakdowns. Many seeing a therapist and dealing with depression. Greed. That's all it is.
Not looking to argue but being poor sucks. The bare necessities become difficult. Every unexpected bill is a crisis.
All so things like dividends can be increased.

 

[cme-dme]

My personal vision of a perfect heaven is basically that each human has their own personal sandbox where they can create or destroy anything, they have *actual* free will (complete control over their own minds and bodies); They can choose to live for as long as they wish and can voluntarily end their existence at any time or even temporarily do so. If there is life after death, I hope it's something like that. So if I were god, I'd create something like that for humanity.