Help If you receive creepy/perverted DMs

[spanishguy22]

Remember to always report. Don't just let it be because they could harm other members.
I've spotted suspicious behavior in some members here one of which reminds me of a Chinese pervert POS who would get off to the whole thing this forum is about.
I'm sure there's some of those creepy fucks here so report them as soon as you see anything weird.

 

[Slate128]

spanishguy22, I love you. You are the most beautiful, sexy human being I have ever known to exist, and this is all without ever seeing a photo of you. Your posts inspire such arousal, such desire in me that I just want to caress your astounding form until my inevitable suicide. spanishguy22, will you marry me?

But seriously guys don't do this.

 

[gingerplum]

Anyone else just flat-out insulted that no creeper is stalking them? What, my winsome personality and scintillating wit aren't good enough for you?

I bid you good day, sir. I SAID GOOD DAY.

 

[Temporarilyabsurd]

@ gingerplum

You're too wholesome .

 

[Stan]

I think I am on everyone's ignore list anyways

 

[Stan]

Anyone else just flat-out insulted that no creeper is stalking them? What, my winsome personality and scintillating wit aren't good enough for you?

I bid you good day, sir. I SAID GOOD DAY.

Another laugh when I wasn't expecting it. Congratulations Madam, I applaud you!

 

[ArtsyDrawer]

Anyone else just flat-out insulted that no creeper is stalking them? What, my winsome personality and scintillating wit aren't good enough for you?

I bid you good day, sir. I SAID GOOD DAY.

Getting a... Hitchhiker's Guide vibe from this..?
Wut?
Why?

 

[Alchemist]

Anyone else just flat-out insulted that no creeper is stalking them? What, my winsome personality and scintillating wit aren't good enough for you?

I bid you good day, sir. I SAID GOOD DAY.

You need to be female and in college in order to summon him.

 

[gingerplum]

Getting a... Hitchhiker's Guide vibe from this..?
Wut?
Why?

That's kinda weird, because it has nothing to do with this-- besides my offbeat sense of humor, I guess-- but I love Hitchhiker's Guide. Ok, more like genuine geek worship. Seriously, Douglas Adams is a hero of mine.

 

[Stan]

You need to be female and in college in order to summon him.

I'd like to sue him for gender and age discrimination. I have equal rights to be harassed as well you know!

 

[gingerplum]

I'd like to sue him for gender and age discrimination. I have equal rights to be harassed as well you know!

Goddamn right, Stan. Now shut that pretty mouth and get that sweet, sweet little ass of yours over here.

 

[Stan]

No cocktails first? Glad you noticed my arse, been doing a lot of squats recently. Nice to see all that work is paying off

 

[gingerplum]

No cocktails first? Glad you noticed my arse, been doing a lot of squats recently. Nice to see all that work is paying off

You bet, sweet cheeks.

 

[Stan]

YOU HEAR ME OUT THERE PERVERT? I HAVE SWEET CHEEKS - COME AND GET SOME

 

[gingerplum]

YOU HEAR ME OUT THERE PERVERT? I HAVE SWEET CHEEKS - COME AND GET SOME

Lmao I'm dying. Stop it, you.

 

[Mort]

Getting a... Hitchhiker's Guide vibe from this..?
Wut?
Why?

All i got to say to that is 42 ;) o and marvin should be the paint saint of this site;) :) LOL

 

[gingerplum]

All i got to say to that is 42 ;) o and marvin should be the paint saint of this site;) :) LOL

Life. Don't talk to me about life.

 

[Stan]

Still not received an email. I feel stood up. I've been standing under the clock at Waterloo Station with a carnation between my sweet cheeks for nearly an hour now. Pfffft..........

 

[gingerplum]

Still not received an email. I feel stood up. I've been standing under the clock at Waterloo Station with a carnation between my sweet cheeks for nearly an hour now. Pfffft..........

 

[Stan]

Nobody puts Stan in a corner, hummmpphhhh (crosses arms in an angry way)

 

[gingerplum]

Nobody puts Stan in a corner, hummmpphhhh (crosses arms in an angry way)

Oh, sweet cheeks. I'll harass you across the icy North Atlantic from here in Florida if it makes you feel better.

Florida-- our state motto is, "we're sorry, rest of the country!"

 

[Stan]

Sorry Gingerplum, its not the same. I want a proper pervert and I want one NOW! (stamps foot on ground)