If you had access to everything (including magic) what would be your ideal CTB method?

[Sans]

If I had access to magic, I'd use it to fix everything that was wrong with me. I want to die mainly because I have problems with myself (physically) that can't be fixed. Without those problems I'd have a chance at life.

That being said, given the choice of any conceivable CTB method... well, I'd love to become an unperson, like in 1984. To disappear along with any and all traces of my existence, it will be like I was never there, so no one will know of my failure.

 

[Deleted_9cKnXB34QG]

Go back to the past and convince my parents to use a condom lmfao

There was a meme about a guy who went back in time to the moment his parents were having sex and he just stared at them awkwardly, then faded out of existence.
I'd even go a step further and stop my grand-grand parents, just gimme that DeLorean xD

 

[motel rooms]

I'll never understand the appeal of this type of threads... Are most members 7-year-olds?

 

[All Things Must Pass]

I'll never understand the appeal of this type of threads... Are most members 7-year-olds?

If that's the case, then you must be one of them.

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/thre...d-be-your-ideal-ctb-method.65195/post-1211913

 

[motel rooms]

If that's the case, then you must be one of them.

OMG, I'm so busted! I fantasize about using magic to ctb 24/7. I want to pull a bunny out of a top hat & have him viciously bite me to death

 

[Hurt]

If magic is included I'd choose to self avada kedavra

 

[Ironweed]

Completely implausible: Some sort of retroactive removal of myself from existence, as in never having been born. There's one or two people who might miss me, and if I never came into existence I could spare them any discomfort.

Weird fantasy: Hire a hit man to off me, but instruct him to do it when my attention is elsewhere. Something like standing a street corner with my mind a million miles away from much of anything important, he walks up behind me and puts two bullets through the base of my skull, then walks off. Another unsolved and I suppose insoluble mystery.

 

[Lmd]

If I had access to magic I would try to exploit it and their limits before CTB.

 

[All Things Must Pass]

If I had access to magic, I'd use it to fix everything that was wrong with me.

Me too, but I wouldn't stop there. Why not magically erase everyone's suffering?