Close_to_freedom
Why the long face? Cause I don’t wanna live here.
- May 19, 2020
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Deleted member 17331
The swan sang with a broken neck
- Apr 21, 2020
- 376
No, I would not like to be killed by people who take pleasure in the pain of others.
Stavrogin
If God not be, then this world dies with me
- Jul 1, 2020
- 201
Good question, but fuck no, I should imagine it would be painful and gory; there are far easier ways to go.
KleinerWolf
Account Wipe.
- Apr 30, 2020
- 2,700
Seems like kinda creepy and painful way to die.
Would prefer a vampire bite me on the neck.
Heck I'd probably enjoy that too much though.
Would prefer a vampire bite me on the neck.
Heck I'd probably enjoy that too much though.
Stavrogin
If God not be, then this world dies with me
- Jul 1, 2020
- 201
Haha, don't you just become a vampire if bitten by one though, and not necessarily die?
KleinerWolf
Account Wipe.
- Apr 30, 2020
- 2,700
well that'd be better in my case,
Since I get immortality to fix things,
I might even compel people to bypass the obstacles. You don't know me?
Else, dying due to too much loss of blood is also a good outcome.
Can't go wrong.
Stavrogin
If God not be, then this world dies with me
- Jul 1, 2020
- 201
Or you'd be given an eternity to figure out just how unfixable things really are. (Sorry, I had to counterbalance your optimism, I couldn't help myself.)well that'd be better in my case,
Since I get immortality to fix things,
I might even compel people to bypass the obstacles. You don't know me?
Else, dying due to too much loss of blood is also a good outcome.
Can't go wrong.
KleinerWolf
Account Wipe.
- Apr 30, 2020
- 2,700
Or you'd be given an eternity to figure out just how unfixable things really are. (Sorry, I had to counterbalance your optimism, I couldn't help myself.)
50-50 I would say. Some things can't be fixed even if Ido become one.
I'm not greedy but I'll take whatever it is that can be fixed
The possibility is endless.
Unless they think I'm unlovable and never pay me a visit ,
I'll just die of suicide.
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Stavrogin
If God not be, then this world dies with me
- Jul 1, 2020
- 201
Close_to_freedom
Why the long face? Cause I don’t wanna live here.
- May 19, 2020
- 418
Johnny depp being sucked into a bed with gallons of blood shooting up. It's the perfect death
Stavrogin
If God not be, then this world dies with me
- Jul 1, 2020
- 201
KleinerWolf
Account Wipe.
- Apr 30, 2020
- 2,700
Stavrogin
If God not be, then this world dies with me
- Jul 1, 2020
- 201
You're on a suicide forum...
Close_to_freedom
Why the long face? Cause I don’t wanna live here.
- May 19, 2020
- 418
This is next level Facebook. We're just ahead of the curve.You're on a suicide forum...
KleinerWolf
Account Wipe.
- Apr 30, 2020
- 2,700
Wish Freddy existed. It would be the perfect dead for me.
Close_to_freedom
Why the long face? Cause I don’t wanna live here.
- May 19, 2020
- 418
Dude, if that was possible, I'd just summon a unicorn to whisk me away to happy island.
For me, he could work as a backup. I would offer him candy if he would make it quick.
autumnal
Enlightened
- Feb 4, 2020
- 1,950
I may be wrong, but I'd guess this kind of thread should probably be in the Off-topic section instead of in the Suicide Discussion. It's a completely hypothetical question relating to a fantasy method rather than a real one.
Perhaps familiarise yourself with that section and see if it might be a more relevant venue for some of your posts?
Mr2005
Don't shoot the messenger, give me the gun
- Sep 25, 2018
- 3,621
Freddy Krueger? Nah Barney the purple dinosaur more like it. He didn't mean to hug me so hard. These things happen (except they don't)
This is oddly similar to one of the things @GoodPersonEffed suggested in this thread three months ago, which I happened to be just reading:
'Can I hire a hitman to kill me in my dreams?'
'Can I hire a hitman to kill me in my dreams?'
https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/ten-threads-we-havent-seen-yet-but-probably-will-soon.34371/
Deleted member 17949
Visionary
- May 9, 2020
- 2,238
schopenh
Specialist
- Oct 21, 2019
- 385
No. In fact the entire reason I found this website to be an asset was the information available on it to try and set up as painless a suicide as possible. I wouldn't like Freddy cutting through my guts with his blades or whatever painful method he could come up with.
Might as well add Jigsaw and Michael Myers to the list. You can never be too sure these days with CTB.
But nah, having someone kill me, it's kind of a different story than suicide to be honest.
You can never be too sure these days with CTB.But nah, having someone kill me, it's kind of a different story than suicide to be honest.
HappyMstake
Not so happy as it turns out.
- May 29, 2020
- 170
Nah I don't want murders having the satisfaction that they got to do it instead of me.
serah
Student
- May 6, 2020
- 177
I'd probably summon whoever the hell would kill me lol so yeah.
A Retarded Demon
Gib Pancakes Plz
- Jul 9, 2020
- 41
