I tried to hang myself and failed

[idkwhatimdoinghere]

I tied a noose and attached the rope onto a metal hook installed on my ceiling and when I kicked over the chair I realized I was too low to the ground and had just landed on my feet. A little sad now but we ball I guess. Maybe its a sign I'm not meant to die just yet, that's how I choose to interpret it but yeah, still slightly annoying

 

[Unknown21]

Glad ur okay, don't be hard on yourself

 

[druggedonsurvival]

Hey, at least you landed on your feet (like that thing in your pfp)! Hanging is hard to get right though, you have to really know what you're doing. Don't feel too bad, ctb isn't something you can rush into.

 

[Throwawayacc3]

I tied a noose and attached the rope onto a metal hook installed on my ceiling and when I kicked over the chair I realized I was too low to the ground and had just landed on my feet. A little sad now but we ball I guess. Maybe its a sign I'm not meant to die just yet, that's how I choose to interpret it but yeah, still slightly annoying

But we are on the roll in the game forum section!

 

[idkwhatimdoinghere]

But we are on the roll in the game forum section!

I guess that is true loll

 

[Throwawayacc3]

I guess that is true loll

I used to play this on my own in my teens. Keyboard and mouse is best but it was a quick escape from shouting and other people - even at school :

Spank The Monkey 🕹️ Play on CrazyGames

Spank the Monkey is a game that's really exactly as it sounds - you just spank the heck out of the monkey. "How is that any fun?", you may ask, well, spanking that monkey gives you a score. Each spank is scored based on the speed you spanked it. Still confused? Try it out. It's simple and fun...

www.crazygames.com

 

[Worndown]

I hope you are ok.
Height is one major factor. I am sorry.

 

[penguinl0v3s]

But we are on the roll in the game forum section!

I laughed so hard

 

[mtoro998]

I tied a noose and attached the rope onto a metal hook installed on my ceiling and when I kicked over the chair I realized I was too low to the ground and had just landed on my feet. A little sad now but we ball I guess. Maybe its a sign I'm not meant to die just yet, that's how I choose to interpret it but yeah, still slightly annoying

Atleast youll be better prepared for next time. I feel like its a sign too. I bought a rope to practice hanging and the Amazon driver stole it. Maybe were meant to be here a couple more weeks.

 

[Right2die]

I tried and failed multiple times now too, only I've tried half suspension method.
I'm not brave enough to snap my neck and do full suspension