How many people would go to your funeral?

[TotallyIsolated]

None 'cos I aint having one.

The idea of people pretending to remember me makes me feel uncomfortable. Still a burden even after I'm gone.

 

[Quinlor]

Probably people that during my life never cared about me... Distant relatives, false friends, Unrequited Loves etc.

 

[Squiddy]

My family and maybe a few of my friends

 

[Flume]

After the shit I've been through the whole fucking city better show up.

 

[Not_Quite_Dead_Yet]

I actually wrote as one of my final wishes I don't want a funeral. I don't my outside family to be notified about my death, only my close friends.
I just don't see the point of people that never bothered to reach out to me to finally show up at my funeral with crocodile tears. Don't cry for me when I'm dead, as you never cried or looked for me while I was alive. So fake.

Exactly my sentiments. I couldn't have said it better myself.

 

[999888]

Less than 5 people.