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ArtsyDrawer
Enlightened
- Nov 8, 2018
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Your plan A was OD on caffeine?!It will all arrive right here home. My former method was caffeine, actually bought it. They picked it up and gave it to me, never once wondering wtf it was, because nothing about me awakens curiosity, never has. Thanking politely as I took my poison from their hand.
That is sometimes the only power and dignity you have, holding terrible knowledge secret in plain daylight. Not terrible in the sense it would be any loss to them, ah but the sheer nuisance of a corpse!
No idea how to even imagine how it would end up. Chuckling at the idea of you turning into The Flash and just... vibrating through existence itself.
Google tells me it's a shit method. Actual death happens rarely and lots of suffering on the way.
You can actually get the stuff delivered to your door-step without anybody suspecting a thing over at your place?
Customs over here calls the bomb squad because farts smell like sulfur and consist of methane - a volatile gas. heh
Then again, I could be giving them too much credit. Paranoia.