Help hiding your shit? idk

[angelicism999]

do you guys know any ways of making your remains inaccessible to people? this is a very stupid and impractical concern, but basically i've experienced a lot of abuse, some of it while i was incapacitated, so the idea of police/abusers/whoever finding and deciding what happens to my body is very distressing. i know i won't be around for it, and that what's left behind isn't even really me so who cares, but still like. a lot of cruel and unfair things have happened to this body while i'm alive and i want to put an end to that if i can. i just don't want anyone to touch me ever again.

 

[s1mplem3]

It's hard to say, I'm sorry. There is good chance they might want to investigate and do the autopsy. You can left a note though and hope they will listen to you.

 

[keiichidono]

Dying deep in the forest where no hikers ever go or deep in the ocean where no divers ever go are the best options I see. I feel the same way, I don't want anyone touching me or using me for their own happiness ever again I just don't want anything to do with humans ever again.

 

[Broken Chimera]

You would have to go somewhere where people rarely go and hope that the animals finish the job. But if they find bones they'll take them. You really don't have a choice after you're gone, but you really won't care either.

 

[the box is empty]

The ocean. No one can touch you there.

Drowning isn't easy though (from experience).

 

[Deleted member 14386]

This is an odd comment but it just popped into my head, a cigarette can act as a fuse for a real funeral fire, I think it can actually be licensed and legal in most places. If not building a whole pile of logs would be hard and odd.., but still do-able. You'd just need the right amount of slow burning fuse (if it even exists I've no idea lol)
edit: oh! what about a viking type cremation? have weights around you main bones and let the boat burn up (preferably after your dead) then sink

 

[Giraffey]

Depending on your method it may be more poetic than practical, but many sea caves regularly flood and empty with the rising and falling of the tides. Imagine departing whilst being stationed in a raft inside the sea cave, perched on a rock awaiting the guiding hand of the ocean to collect the raft and sweep your body away to freedom.

You'd have to note the tide tables and ensure that the current would actually draw you out to sea (use a tidal atlas), but once you reached open water your raft would soon be at the mercy of the commanding waves and you'd sink to the ocean floor to be returned to nature away from interfering post-mortem authorities.

 

[luna666]

Like everyone said, the only time we hear about no one finding the body of a deceased person is death on water, mud, or really on really high mountains under heavy snow, but the mud one only happens after a landslide, and the snow one requires a skilled mountain climber or something.
In this case only the ocean is a place to ctb that requires no expertise.
But the least you could do would be sign a document declaring that you want to be cremated, since they have to do it a couple of hours after the body is found.

 

[Lostnotfound]

I dont know where you are but in the UK there is a spot where they cant always recover the bodies. Maybe search to see if there is anywhere similar that you could access