Method Help?

[WaysToSuicide]

So it's not a method really but... making it look accidental? I plan on ctbing very soon. However, I really do prefer finding a way to make it look accidental for the sake of family. I'm 18 in the US and as such I can't do anything involving alcohol and various other age limited things. Hopefully someone can help me

 

[Retched]

So it's not a method really but... making it look accidental? I plan on ctbing very soon. However, I really do prefer finding a way to make it look accidental for the sake of family. I'm 18 in the US and as such I can't do anything involving alcohol and various other age limited things. Hopefully someone can help me

Accidental is really hard to fake. If you can't swim, there is always drowning but the more I look into it the harder drowning seems. There is always freezing to death I guess...I'm sorry, I'd love for mine to look like an accident as well. Just doesn't work out to force an accident for the most part.

 

[AndyCurious]

Tall tree climbing or rock/mountain climbing can make it look accidental when you slip and fall down..

 

[Sickofit]

Just an idea, but hiring a hitman to kill you. Please dont do this because it is too risky, dodgey and dangerous, but its just an idea of how to make it look accidenatl

 

[AndyCurious]

Just an idea, but hiring a hitman to kill you. Please dont do this because it is too risky, dodgey and dangerous, but its just an idea of how to make it look accidenatl

I wouldn't recommend that.. Never know if you bump into an undercover officer or agent, then you are busted..

 

[Sickofit]

I wouldn't recommend that.. Never know if you bump into an undercover officer or agent, then you are busted..

Exactly.

 

[Retched]

Tall tree climbing or rock/mountain climbing can make it look accidental when you slip and fall down..

hummmm...tall tree climbing, eh? Wondering how I'd do at that...

 

[AndyCurious]

hummmm...tall tree climbing, eh? Wondering how I'd do at that...

Not easy if the branches are high up..

 

[GeorgeEastman]

No good way to do this. Doesn't matter anyway. Making it look like an accident may make someone else think they caused the accident. Better off just proclaiming that this life sucks, no accident here I got my ass out.

 

[TiredHorse]

The four things that come to mind have mostly already been described.

1) Climbing accident. I've had enough near misses rock climbing to be able to fake an accidental fall. Free soloing --climbing alone and without a rope-- is the obvious route, but you'd need to be skilled enough to get high enough to do the job properly. You don't want to fall from too low a height to get the job done properly. I can assure you that you would be worse off after that.

2) Hypothermia. Depending on where you live, all it might take is a dark night, an empty road, and incautiously leaving without a full tank of gas, then a little too much alcohol and a bad sense of direction as you wander off into a blizzard. I've heard it's a peaceful exit.

3) Scuba accident. Go down 30', hold your breath, and ascend. The pressure build up in your lungs will destroy them. There are no sensory nerves in the lungs, so when your lungs burst, you won't feel pain --or so I've heard.

4) Road accident. Put your seatbelt on but don't latch it, then drive too fast and "lose control" into a bridge abutment. Not a nice way to go, though, and if it isn't 100% effective, I suspect the life you'll be left with will be even less satisfying than the one you have now.

As has been noted, effective accidents are surprisingly difficult to fake.

 

[WaysToSuicide]

The four things that come to mind have mostly already been described.

1) Climbing accident. I've had enough near misses rock climbing to be able to fake an accidental fall. Free soloing --climbing alone and without a rope-- is the obvious route, but you'd need to be skilled enough to get high enough to do the job properly. You don't want to fall from too low a height to get the job done properly. I can assure you that you would be worse off after that.

2) Hypothermia. Depending on where you live, all it might take is a dark night, an empty road, and incautiously leaving without a full tank of gas, then a little too much alcohol and a bad sense of direction as you wander off into a blizzard. I've heard it's a peaceful exit.

3) Scuba accident. Go down 30', hold your breath, and ascend. The pressure build up in your lungs will destroy them. There are no sensory nerves in the lungs, so when your lungs burst, you won't feel pain --or so I've heard.

4) Road accident. Put your seatbelt on but don't latch it, then drive too fast and "lose control" into a bridge abutment. Not a nice way to go, though, and if it isn't 100% effective, I suspect the life you'll be left with will be even less satisfying than the one you have now.

As has been noted, effective accidents are surprisingly difficult to fake.

Yeah that's pretty much all I could think of. It's rough. Thank you for the suggestions.

 

[WaysToSuicide]

hummmm...tall tree climbing, eh? Wondering how I'd do at that...

Wanna try (and fail) together? Heh

 

[WaysToSuicide]

Just an idea, but hiring a hitman to kill you. Please dont do this because it is too risky, dodgey and dangerous, but its just an idea of how to make it look accidenatl

As tempting as it is, it's just too risky yeah. I don't have the money anyways

 

[TiredHorse]

Let's cool it on the hitman idea. I've already seen one thread deleted because it touched on hitmen/murder.

Sorry to be a wet blanket.

 

[WaysToSuicide]

Let's cool it on the hitman idea. I've already seen one thread deleted because it touched on hitmen/murder.

Sorry to be a wet blanket.

No yeah you're right. Hitmen are never a good idea.

 

[WaitingForTheBus]

The four things that come to mind have mostly already been described.

4) Road accident. Put your seatbelt on but don't latch it, then drive too fast and "lose control" into a bridge abutment. Not a nice way to go, though, and if it isn't 100% effective, I suspect the life you'll be left with will be even less satisfying than the one you have now.

This is my "impulsive" go to method. Don't give a fat rats clacker about it looking like an accident, I figure that driving at 100 m/ph into something like that will be pretty much game over. Sometimes shit happens though, which is of a slight concern but still prepared to risk it I think. Air bags have already been disabled as life is that unstable at the moment.