Enigmatic Sailor
vicissitudes of fate...
- Oct 29, 2021
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Happy supposedly "most depressing" time of the year!
You can feel however you want though, the choice is your's.
You can feel however you want though, the choice is your's.
Yeahhhhh....those will do just fine to cure decades of crippling depression and ideation. Why didn't I think of that?The University of Oxford is one of the most prestigious universities in the world.
The University of Oxford is a highly selective institution, with an acceptance rate of 17%.
The University of Oxford is the oldest university in the English-speaking world and the world's second-oldest university in continuous operation.
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Yes, this is the world we live in.
Yeahhhhh....those will do just fine to cure decades of crippling depression and ideation. Why didn't I think of that?
No thanks. I just need the bloooooood of Jesus. Zombie Jesus that is!Start your day the way they do at the University of Oxford these days, by singing this song:
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands
If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands
If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet
If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet
If you're happy and you know it, shout "Hurray!" (Hurray!)
If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it, shout "Hurray!" (Hurray!)
If you're happy and you know it, do all three (Hurray!)
If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it, do all three (Hurray!)
Funny thing is, Blue Monday isn't a real phenomenon. It's just a marketing ploy to bolster the traveling industry by relying on the narratives of traveling as a method of self-care, expanding your mind, building character, and of course, curing mental illnesses like depression. Here's a Snopes article describing the myth of Blue Monday: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/false-blue-monday/.Thank goodness for all this Mental Health Awareness that has reallyimproved public relations for megacorporationshelped me solve my problems and live a fulfilling life.
Funny thing is, Blue Monday isn't a real phenomenon. It's just a marketing ploy to bolster the traveling industry by relying on the narratives of traveling as a method of self-care, expanding your mind, building character, and of course, curing mental illnesses like depression. Here's a Snopes article describing the myth of Blue Monday: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/false-blue-monday/.