NSFW Gallows Humor (Please share dark jokes) 😂🤣😅

[maniac116]

I got a vasectomy but my girlfriend still got pregnant...
Apparently, all a vasectomy does is change the color of the baby.

 

[maniac116]

1) I have a Step ladder...
My real ladder left when I was just a kid.
2) How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
They don't change the bulb, they just shoot the room for being black.

 

[maniac116]

Where did Joe go after getting lost in a minefield?...
EVERYWHERE!!

 

[maniac116]

The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun...
The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun...
The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.

I would stick with the Dr