Family won’t let me kill myself so I’m just gonna be unbearable until they give up 😂

[Done_With_It_All]

Decided I'd off myself this year. At first it was dramatic and sad and blah blah, but now I'm at the point where idc. Life isn't a movie, bad shit happens all the time. People die, commit suicide, it's perfectly natural. My family is obviously not about that and are hovering and constantly checking in and shit. Eventually they are going to slip up and I'll get my chance, but in the mean time, I'm just like "I should just be insufferable and annoying to them" lol. That way they might just give up and just be like fucking fine Jesus hehe. Funny strategy, should work eventually.

 

[locked*n*loaded]

So, they're hovering over you because you tried previously to kill yourself, but failed, so now they keep an eye on you? Or, you told them you want to kill yourself? How do they know that's what you want to do?

 

[Done_With_It_All]

Tried and failed. They are aware and I just talk about it casually every day like I have a vacation coming up.

 

[dinosavr]

I didn't think about it from this point of view. I actually mention suicide as a "joke" from time to time and I think it might bother them more than I thought. lol maybe we'll be able to slowly convince them.

 

[lostintheloop]

Decided I'd off myself this year. At first it was dramatic and sad and blah blah, but now I'm at the point where idc. Life isn't a movie, bad shit happens all the time. People die, commit suicide, it's perfectly natural. My family is obviously not about that and are hovering and constantly checking in and shit. Eventually they are going to slip up and I'll get my chance, but in the mean time, I'm just like "I should just be insufferable and annoying to them" lol. That way they might just give up and just be like fucking fine Jesus hehe. Funny strategy, should work eventually.

It sounds like your family care so I doubt annoying then into giving up on you won't work.
. Ime after attempts my parents gradually trusted me more after length of time without attempts and obviously saying no to having any thoughts etc. Going out without buying anything 'dangerous', coming home on time and staying in touch .so just proving I could keep myself safe without them being on 'suicide watch'. Eventually they started to treat me more like an adult again. It's frustrating as it took a long time.
But I think that's a more realistic way, convince them you can keep yourself safe. It may be gradual but eventually they'll stop hovering.