Exculpatory suicide note

[excelsior]

I'm looking to write a suicide note that will assure the police that my parents did not kill me. I know that suicides especially with SN warrant investigations on family members.

I'm unsure of how to phrase my note to prevent this from happening.


Thank you!

 

[theboy]

you can write "this was my decision. no third parties are involved".

 

[DeadManLiving]

You should consider leaving a waterproof/laminated packet for EMS/LE/First Responders, comprising:

• COVER SHEET
  • A DNR Placard or Note on the Cover Sheet. In large text DO NOT Attempt Reccussitation
    • See Footnote on this
• IMPORTANT DECLARATIONS FOR FIRST REPONDERS
  • Death by Suicide Declaration, devoid of undue influence, by your own volition. No third-parties (to rule out foul play)
  • Declare no sharp objects/needles are on your person or used in the act (very helpful for first-responders, they don't want to get pricked by an HIV+ needle!)
  • BioHazard. Declare you have no HIV/AIDS or other contagion, and your body fluids/blood require no special handling and pose no risks.
  • HazMat. Declare no Hazardous Materials/Methods are present or were used. No dangerous chemicals, noxious fumes.
  • Method/Time of Death. Declare what method (SN, etc...) and use a permanent marker to inscribe the time of ingestion on your left/right hand to help the Coronors establish time of death.
  • Next of Kin Contact. Provide at least one contact person who will be notified of your death.
  • Important Enclosure List/Attachments. Advance Directive, ScienceCares Body Donation Application, Will and any other legal documents of relevance.
• Make it an easy cleanup job
  • Put a plastic tarp over your body and wear a diaper. That way the hotel won't have to shut down the room as a BioHazard/HazMat crime scene and hire a guts cleanup company. Easy cleanup and extraction.
  • Buy a body bag if you can with handles. Archives same objective as the tarp (so body fluids are contained and don't permeate into drywall/flooring). For easy extraction and not burdening landlord/hotel requiring replacement of carpet/furniture/bed or Guts Cleanup company disinfection

DNR Footnootes

• The placard should be accompanied by the executed and valid DNR Order enclosed. Further with a clarification for EMS (snippets from training manuals) on what the difference between respiratory/cardiac arrest versus failure is.
• A warning of the potential consequences/sanctions against their certifications in the event they attempt recussitation in violation of the order or deviating from generally accepted best practices.
• A clarification on what constitutes respiratory/cardiac arrest versus failure would be helpful, right out of a training manual page or something. Cardiac/pulmonary Arrest is not Failure. Arrest is simply the first stage where you're still breathing/beating. Failure is DOA.