Drink Tiki mosquito repellent? Roundup? Will these products work?

[Halfhourdays]

Will drinking either of these work? If so, how much?

 

[locked*n*loaded]

No. Not sure what else there is to say. These should be included in the "non-methods" someone shouldn't try thread. You'll just make yourself sick and damage your internals. You may die eventually, but it would be one painful death.

 

[Halfhourdays]

I'm basically limited to what I can do with a hardware store. Ammonia and bleach seems like my best bet.

 

[kimcoffee_]

Strong strong no. Like it might work but would be insanly painful and might not even work just dont do it.

 

[Worndown]

I can guarantee you will throw up like you have never done before.
I predict you will need medical attention.
I anticipate you will live and have some mental health contact.

If it worked well, it would be an actual method.

 

[thenamingofcats]

Drinking pesticide is technically a suicide method and is associated with rural farmers in poverty stricken countries. With that said it isn't suitable to our purposes and should be avoided. It is sometimes used as a protest so shouldn't count as a method. There's no reason to go this route when there are other methods available like hanging.