Help Drafting a note to police notifying of death

[clarity]

Can someone please draft one for me?

I don't know how to tell them "hey my dead body is at this address, please remove it" in a respectful manner and without shocking them.

 

[stack-audio]

Yeah here you go… thanks for helping me make my decision easier you horrible cunts. They've been out to my house four times in the last two weeks as my neighbours keep making false allegations about me, because I have a brain injury they are scared of me, this time I was apparently going to shoot some dogs, fuck the authorities they don't deserve to be in your last thoughts. To be in the police in the UK I'm sure you have to take a gullibility and stupidity test. Bunch of arseholes. That mini series piglets is spot on and I've had enough dealings with them to know plus my sister is in the police and she's as think as bottled shit, that proves a massive point. Anyway why would you want to leave a note for these arseholes who would lock you up in prison rather than put you under psychiatric care. They do not give a fuck about you, me or anyone else. They don't even care if the person they are trying to send to prison is guilty it's just another case cleared as far as those cunts are concerned. Fuck the Police to quote NWA

 

[FadingSnowFake]

Mm, I haven't thought about this one. Is it necessary? I was going to write a note for hotel staff to notify my landlord who I know will notify the police. I'm not sure now. Are you going to send a scheduled email to the police?

If so, I guess just keep it simple, subject maybe Notification of Suicide, Removal of Body. Message along the lines of, Dear (name of police station). This is to inform you that I've committed suicide. Kindly remove my body from the scene. Details as follow:

Date of suicide:
Full name of deceased (myself):
Passport/ID #:
Address:
Method: (if you think this is needed)
Next of kin: (or persons you think need to know)

Yours sincerely,
Signed

 

[clarity]

Mm, I haven't thought about this one. Is it necessary? I was going to write a note for hotel staff to notify my landlord who I know will notify the police. I'm not sure now. Are you going to send a scheduled email to the police?

If so, I guess just keep it simple, subject maybe Notification of Suicide, Removal of Body. Message along the lines of, Dear (name of police station). This is to inform you that I've committed suicide. Kindly remove my body from the scene. Details as follow:

Date of suicide:
Full name of deceased (myself):
Passport/ID #:
Address:
Method: (if you think this is needed)
Next of kin: (or persons you think need to know)

Yours sincerely,
Signed

I was going to send a scheduled note to police so they get to my body before my landlord discovers it.

That is very helpful, thank you.

Do you happen to know which email (eg Gmail, Outlook etc) gives you the option to schedule an email? I've never scheduled one before.

 

[FadingSnowFake]

I was going to send a scheduled note to police so they get to my body before my landlord discovers it.

That is very helpful, thank you.

Do you happen to know which email (eg Gmail, Outlook etc) gives you the option to schedule an email? I've never scheduled one before.

Ah, I see. I don't know, but maybe this can help?

Thread 'Any tips on scheduling goodbye emails and instant messaging apps? Ideally want to delay them a few hours' https://sanctioned-suicide.net/thre...deally-want-to-delay-them-a-few-hours.156869/

 

[Forever Sleep]

It's going to depend on your local police. Mine doesn't have an email to contact. So, my plan would be to schedule a delayed email to my Solicitor to ask them to inform the police.

I suspect it would be something like:

I took SN on the (date) with the intention to kill myself. No one else was involved in this decision. My body is located at (adress and location in property.)

I would likely work out a way for them to enter the property without having to kick the door in and include details for that. I'd also impress on them that it isn't an emergency- I should have been dead maybe 48 hours by then.

Also- what PPE they need to wear to protect themselves. I'd tape a hand written note to the door- to confirm once again that it was a suicide with no one else involved. Plus, more warnings that SN is poisonous, can be absorbed through the skin etc. And probably my reasons for doing it- roughly. My notes to my family/ friends I would likely create as attachments to the email to the solicitor. I've heard police don't always pass notes on.

I may go into further detail about the source of SN- from Kenneth Law- and that they had already done investigotary work but my case wouldn't be applicable- because we didn't talk suicide. He only sold me a product. Plus, the Meto was prescribed genuinely for gallstone issues. I don't want anyone getting blamed.

I also thought about apologizing to them- in the note. I don't like the thought of traumatizing or inconveniencing someone. There again- I'm likely to say that- I would have opted for assisted suicide in a clinic- had it been available to me.

Sonetimes, I've ended up going into detail in draft notes but then, I think short and simple is probably better.

 

[clarity]

I don't have an email contact for the local police either. They have a bunch of emails and I don't know which one to use.

I don't have a solicitor, only one I used to draft my Will. Why do you engage a solicitor?

I had no idea SN can be absorbed through the skin. I was handling it with bare hands last time.

The apology is definitely something I would like to include.

I've completed my 8 hour fast now. Si kicked in when I woke up around 2am, then I fell back asleep.

 

[stack-audio]

Mm, I haven't thought about this one. Is it necessary? I was going to write a note for hotel staff to notify my landlord who I know will notify the police. I'm not sure now. Are you going to send a scheduled email to the police?

If so, I guess just keep it simple, subject maybe Notification of Suicide, Removal of Body. Message along the lines of, Dear (name of police station). This is to inform you that I've committed suicide. Kindly remove my body from the scene. Details as follow:

Date of suicide:
Full name of deceased (myself):
Passport/ID #:
Address:
Method: (if you think this is needed)
Next of kin: (or persons you think need to know)

Yours sincerely,
Signed

Yep that's the one I guess if you do want to tell the idiots that sounds like a nice simple straight to the point way of doing it.

@clarity use this one.

 

[FadingSnowFake]

I've completed my 8 hour fast now. Si kicked in when I woke up around 2am, then I fell back asleep

I didn't realize you are already in this process. Please take care and only send the email if you are sure to avoid the police making things worse if you are going to give your personal details. How are you feeling now? Please have a look at the suggestions on email scheduling and if possible take time to plan. Sending hugs.

Post in thread 'Any tips on scheduling goodbye emails and instant messaging apps? Ideally want to delay them a few hours' https://sanctioned-suicide.net/thre...to-delay-them-a-few-hours.156869/post-2415411

 

[clarity]

I didn't realize you are already in this process. Please take care and only send the email if you are sure to avoid the police making things worse if you are going to give your personal details. How are you feeling now? Please have a look at the suggestions on email scheduling and if possible take time to plan. Sending hugs.

Post in thread 'Any tips on scheduling goodbye emails and instant messaging apps? Ideally want to delay them a few hours' https://sanctioned-suicide.net/thre...to-delay-them-a-few-hours.156869/post-2415411

I'm still here. I woke up this morning and I was now 9 hours into the fast. I could hear the couple upstairs were awake and moving about. I thought to myself that I should really end the fast at midnight so that I don't wake them up with the sound of me throwing up and agonal breathing etc. My SI kicked in again.

I emailed my psychologist, she called me and the appointment I cancelled for tomorrow is now going ahead. I still feel suicidal but the urge isn't as strong now. It's hot and humid today - I spent the day with the blinds pulled down, desk fan on high, ordered food delivery and binged on junk food.

I didn't want the couple upstairs discovering my dead body, I wanted to schedule an email so that the police arrive first and remove it, notify whoever needs to be notified, etc. I'm 6 months into my lease and starting to feel resentful after my interactions with them and the agent. I'm considering just slipping a note under my door and locking myself in.

 

[FadingSnowFake]

I'm still here. I woke up this morning and I was now 9 hours into the fast. I could hear the couple upstairs were awake and moving about. I thought to myself that I should really end the fast at midnight so that I don't wake them up with the sound of me throwing up and agonal breathing etc. My SI kicked in again.

I emailed my psychologist, she called me and the appointment I cancelled for tomorrow is now going ahead. I still feel suicidal but the urge isn't as strong now. It's hot and humid today - I spent the day with the blinds pulled down, desk fan on high, ordered food delivery and binged on junk food.

I didn't want the couple upstairs discovering my dead body, I wanted to schedule an email so that the police arrive first and remove it, notify whoever needs to be notified, etc. I'm 6 months into my lease and starting to feel resentful after my interactions with them and the agent. I'm considering just slipping a note under my door and locking myself in.

You are very brave. I'm trying to place myself in your shoes as I write this, and I feel empathy for you and what you are going through. You are strong to go ahead with the appointment, and I wish you all the best in this time in point.

In my own journey I've come to believe that timing is the most important factor for any action to take place, and also sometimes something seemingly unwelcomes happens for a reason. It may sound strange, but it's like the universe (timing) and or our inner person has to be aligned with whatever action we wish to happen. Sometimes the universe (time/chance) just interferes and takes things in another direction. And sometimes something just doesn't feel right (inner person). And so, we hold on as SI kicks in. I keep on postponing my date in my head, but I think (hope?) timing will align with my inner person, once I've made peace with my decision.

Hope I'm making sense. What I'm trying to say is please be kind to yourself, and we have very little, or no control over most things. How you woke up hearing your neighbours and your uncertainty about the note, may just mean that timing was out, and maybe for a reason we don't know of. But you also have more information now on the conditions around you at certain times during the night.

About the email/note, I'd consider just locking myself in the bathroom, e.g., with a note on the bathroom door to warn whoever and maybe an envelope addressed to the police taped to the door. After some time, some person is going to wonder where I am, come knocking and when there's no answer, I imagine someone will either knock the door down, or call the police to do it if the landlord doesn't have a key. I wouldn't use the main door because I may fail or it may raise suspicion.

 

[nendn]

Yeah here you go… thanks for helping me make my decision easier you horrible cunts. They've been out to my house four times in the last two weeks as my neighbours keep making false allegations about me, because I have a brain injury they are scared of me, this time I was apparently going to shoot some dogs, fuck the authorities they don't deserve to be in your last thoughts. To be in the police in the UK I'm sure you have to take a gullibility and stupidity test. Bunch of arseholes. That mini series piglets is spot on and I've had enough dealings with them to know plus my sister is in the police and she's as think as bottled shit, that proves a massive point. Anyway why would you want to leave a note for these arseholes who would lock you up in prison rather than put you under psychiatric care. They do not give a fuck about you, me or anyone else. They don't even care if the person they are trying to send to prison is guilty it's just another case cleared as far as those cunts are concerned. Fuck the Police to quote NWA

now i feel more groundend in the present moment. more sane.

 

[clarity]

You are very brave. I'm trying to place myself in your shoes as I write this, and I feel empathy for you and what you are going through. You are strong to go ahead with the appointment, and I wish you all the best in this time in point.

In my own journey I've come to believe that timing is the most important factor for any action to take place, and also sometimes something seemingly unwelcomes happens for a reason. It may sound strange, but it's like the universe (timing) and or our inner person has to be aligned with whatever action we wish to happen. Sometimes the universe (time/chance) just interferes and takes things in another direction. And sometimes something just doesn't feel right (inner person). And so, we hold on as SI kicks in. I keep on postponing my date in my head, but I think (hope?) timing will align with my inner person, once I've made peace with my decision.

Hope I'm making sense. What I'm trying to say is please be kind to yourself, and we have very little, or no control over most things. How you woke up hearing your neighbours and your uncertainty about the note, may just mean that timing was out, and maybe for a reason we don't know of. But you also have more information now on the conditions around you at certain times during the night.

About the email/note, I'd consider just locking myself in the bathroom, e.g., with a note on the bathroom door to warn whoever and maybe an envelope addressed to the police taped to the door. After some time, some person is going to wonder where I am, come knocking and when there's no answer, I imagine someone will either knock the door down, or call the police to do it if the landlord doesn't have a key. I wouldn't use the main door because I may fail or it may raise suspicion.

No, definitely not brave or strong, otherwise I would have proceeded.

The timing feels right to me. Family home has finally sold and settled, I have found someone to look after my cat. I'm not working so there are no commitments.

I don't know why the SI is there - I know that it's not about having hope. Maybe SI is a natural thing for everyone? One of the first users I directly messaged on Sasu was making posts asking how to overcome SI. I recently read that she had passed, and it made me feel very sad when I read that.

She managed to overcome SI. I have what is usually suggested to overcome SI, but I feel hesitant using it.

I keep postponing my date as well. I was meant to be gone late March of this year, then postponed to a week before my birthday. Now I don't have a date set, just a timeframe.

I didn't want to take the SN in the bathroom, I was going to take it in bed with a bag next to me if I do throw up. I would be more comfortable in bed.

I'm still undecided about the note. I cannot find a direct email address for the local police station. The landlords currently live upstairs, I didn't want to traumatise anyone seeing a dead body. However I have found out the landlord is a retired policeman so I'm sure he's come across dead bodies before. I might have to buy another door jammer as I've lost the one I had.

Thank you for replying to me.

 

[FadingSnowFake]

No, definitely not brave or strong, otherwise I would have proceeded.

The timing feels right to me. Family home has finally sold and settled, I have found someone to look after my cat. I'm not working so there are no commitments.

I don't know why the SI is there - I know that it's not about having hope. Maybe SI is a natural thing for everyone? One of the first users I directly messaged on Sasu was making posts asking how to overcome SI. I recently read that she had passed, and it made me feel very sad when I read that.

She managed to overcome SI. I have what is usually suggested to overcome SI, but I feel hesitant using it.

I keep postponing my date as well. I was meant to be gone late March of this year, then postponed to a week before my birthday. Now I don't have a date set, just a timeframe.

I didn't want to take the SN in the bathroom, I was going to take it in bed with a bag next to me if I do throw up. I would be more comfortable in bed.

I'm still undecided about the note. I cannot find a direct email address for the local police station. The landlords currently live upstairs, I didn't want to traumatise anyone seeing a dead body. However I have found out the landlord is a retired policeman so I'm sure he's come across dead bodies before. I might have to buy another door jammer as I've lost the one I had.

Thank you for replying to me.

Hey, I'm sorry you're going through all this. Imo you are brave to face every day, and to have come as far as you have. I don't know if you've seen this thread about SI, I bookmarked it a while ago. Is what you have also listed?

Scientific Approach to Understanding SI and Discussion on Tools to Minimze SI Factors

This post aims to provide an educational/informational overview of the various scientific factors that contribute to survival instincts (SI), particularly the innate drive for self-preservation and the automatic responses that arise in the face of harm and danger. While it does not delve into...

sanctioned-suicide.net

As for an email to the police, maybe just a general address? If you live in a "functioning" country, they should be able to pass it on. Maybe they have an email address for where people want to report crimes anonymously, or share information about suspects?

 

[clarity]

Hey, I'm sorry you're going through all this. Imo you are brave to face every day, and to have come as far as you have. I don't know if you've seen this thread about SI, I bookmarked it a while ago. Is what you have also listed?

Scientific Approach to Understanding SI and Discussion on Tools to Minimze SI Factors

This post aims to provide an educational/informational overview of the various scientific factors that contribute to survival instincts (SI), particularly the innate drive for self-preservation and the automatic responses that arise in the face of harm and danger. While it does not delve into...

sanctioned-suicide.net

As for an email to the police, maybe just a general address? If you live in a "functioning" country, they should be able to pass it on. Maybe they have an email address for where people want to report crimes anonymously, or share information about suspects?

Yes I've read this article in the past, and have just read it again. It is very detailed, and well explained.

My SI is strong, I don't know why. I keep thinking to myself that my SI will keep me alive and by the time I get to old age, I'll regret not overcoming it. I look back on my life and wish that I have not stuck around for so long. I have not lived like others, I have just existed. I tried to get through life hiding the fact that I was already made broken.

Yes I have what is listed. I just don't want to use it because I don't want my psychiatrist finding out that I used something he gave me to ctb. I know alcohol definitely works, but I can't use that for SN due to needing to fast. I've used weed once before and it had zero effect on me, didn't even get high like I wanted.

The police have no general address, they have a bunch of different addresses for separate sections. I do have a fax number and was thinking of sending a fax to them via email - however I am not sure whether the scheduling will work.