Does pineapple belong on pizza?

[Silent_cries]

It's time for the ultimate debate! Does pineapple belong on pizza?

If you say no you're wrong

Really don't hope this won't cause the whole forum to break out in war...

 

[EvisceratedJester]

No, and anyone who says otherwise gets a hot rod shoved up their ass.

 

[Silent_cries]

No, and anyone who says otherwise gets a hot rod shoved up their ass.

I'll shove it back into yours then. >:)

 

[EvisceratedJester]

I'll shove it back into yours then. >:)

Ha, too bad for you I don't have an ass. I had to have my ass amputated after a horrible car accident.

 

[Silent_cries]

Ha, too bad for you I don't have an ass. I had to have my ass amputated after a horrible car accident.

How about your other hole then?

 

[Chinaski]

How about your other hole then?

A question frequently asked and rarely answered satisfactorily

 

[Silent_cries]

A question frequently asked and rarely answered satisfactorily

lol

 

[EvisceratedJester]

How about your other hole then?

I don't have any other holes for I am not a whore. I'm a pure virgin girly. I don't even know what a penis is.

 

[ThisIsMe1357]

Of course it does not! :D

You can just as well put an orange, an apple, or a banana on a pizza which has a savory base consisting of tomatoes, cheese and ham.

 

[Chinaski]

Of course it does not! :D

You can just as well put an orange, an apple, or a banana on a pizza which has a savory base consisting of tomatoes, cheese and ham.

Thank you for the autoerotic asphyxiation input

 

[Downdraft]

"People" who throw that in pizza belong in the gallows.

 

[Pluto]

 

[bitcrushing]

i mean, tomatoes are fruit and people put those on pizzas, so why not?

 

[Chinaski]

oranges are also fruit do you want that shit on your pizza, think before you post imo!

 

[KillingPain267]

I don't care. Here in my country many pizzarias have pizzas with fresh salad and salad dressing on them like a kebab. I've heard Italians find that abhorrent, but who cares. Pizza was not invented in and exclusive to Italy.

 

[bitcrushing]

oranges are also fruit do you want that shit on your pizza, think before you post imo!

i'd give it a go tbh, try anything at least once, sweet pizza is a thing over in places like brazil anyways

 

[EvisceratedJester]

i mean, tomatoes are fruit and people put those on pizzas, so why not?

Tomatoes are botanically considered fruits but are treated as vegetables in the culinary world. The same cannot be said for pineapples.

 

[Chinaski]

How about your other hole then?

i'd give it a go tbh, try anything at least once

if only all life's problems could be resolved so amicably

 

[derpyderpins]

Hawaiian is good. I'll be its champion. Especially with double ham, double pineapple, bacon.

Pineapple might not have belonged on pizza but by god it earned its way there. Two pizzas: one supreme and one Hawaiian is excellent. Got that traditional goodness then a refresher. Come at me.

 

[Thisisnotaname]

No.
But have a question, is this really from Hawaï ?

 

[EvisceratedJester]

No.
But have a question, is this really from Hawaï ?

Nope. It was sadly invented in my country, Canada. On behalf of all Canadians, we apologize for bringing this monstrosity into existence.

 

[Thisisnotaname]

Thanks for your answer

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

I dislike pineapples in general except when I actually went to Hawaii. The pineapples tasted so much better there and I even had Hawaiian pizza there and unsurprisingly it's only actually good when it's from actual Hawaii. I would probably never get pineapple on pizza from any other source though although I'm pretty sure last time someone asked this question I was more willing to eat it sometimes.

 

[Chinaski]

On behalf of all Canadians, we apologize for bringing this monstrosity into existence.

Tfw you watch ace ventura pet detective

 

[EvisceratedJester]

Tfw you watch ace ventura pet detective

Wtf is an Ace Ventura pet detective?

 

[Chinaski]

Wtf is an Ace Ventura pet detective?

okay so there is a detective, but he specialises in animals that go missing and stuff, his parents were called Mr and Mrs Ventura and they christened their son Ace and he became this detective, anyway this is beside the point, they made a film of it in canada, it was bad, the canadian guy in it made more films, they were bad too, like trudeau

 

[Buffy]

Yes, pineapple belongs on pizza. Why? Because it tastes good.

Case closed.

 

[EvisceratedJester]

okay so there is a detective, but he specialises in animals that go missing and stuff, his parents were called Mr and Mrs Ventura and they christened their son Ace and he became this detective, anyway this is beside the point, they made a film of it in canada, it was bad, the canadian guy in it made more films, they were bad too, like trudeau

Oh. I've never heard of the existence of this film before, but on behalf of all Canadians, we apologize for this supposedly atrocious film too.

Yes, pineapple belongs on pizza. Why? Because it tastes good.

Case closed.

 

[trashhologram]

No. It's blasphemy!

 

[Buffy]

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