I'm not very bright and think cake is a major food group. It sounds complicated. What does it consist of? Do I need things like bit-panda and the inside of a goat's spleen?
What will I find there? Is there a fox or two? Good humour? Toblerone? A Terry's chocolate orange ready to be tapped and unwrapped?
I can't post this as the site is down so I'll carry on rambling. So, tell me what else is there? Fairground rides? Candy floss? A selection of alcoholic beverages? Tea? Coffee? Mellow Birds? (For those reducing their caffeine intake)
And I still can't post this.
Pin the tale on the donkey? A piñata? A quiet corner with cushions and some reading material for more serious types? Maybe a cookery demonstration where we can learn how to make lasagna with @Baku? I think Baku would be horrified to learn I made lasagna once with Quorn.
Site still down. @ReadyasEver says he has bobcats and coyotes. Does anyone else have exciting wildlife where they live? Like pumas and wolves?