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EvisceratedJester

EvisceratedJester

|| What Else Could I Be But a Jester ||
Oct 21, 2023
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At least, to traditional morality. I remember reading that you should NOT admit to doing it in Russian prison.


Oh look, I'm a suicidal 28 yo incel under house arrest in the Ukraine, and you feel like you have a moral high ground to offend and mock me? For what? Protecting my BROTHER'S right not to lick clit? Dude, I'm autistic as fuck, and never even touched a girl, I'm effectively _mute_ IRL. My schizoid views on an American forum are of zero consequence, trust me.
What the fuck are you talking about, lol? Your brother ain't even got any clits to lick to begin with.
 
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Adûnâi

Adûnâi

Little Russian in-cel
Apr 25, 2020
982
Your brother ain't even got any clits to lick to begin with.
How do you know what you know? © Eliezer Yudkowsky

Maybe his will is simply rock hard? Man is not defined by his relationship with women anyway. The og g-d's plan did not have in mind any to begin with. It was only after Adam started sinning with gymnastics that he was given a companion.
 
opheliaoveragain

opheliaoveragain

Eating Disordered Junkie
Jun 2, 2024
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sinning with gymnastics might be a new sentence 🤣 i'm not trying to offend but this is objectively funny.
 
EvisceratedJester

EvisceratedJester

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How do you know what you know? © Eliezer Yudkowsky

Maybe his will is simply rock hard? Man is not defined by his relationship with women anyway. The og g-d's plan did not have in mind any to begin with. It was only after Adam started sinning with gymnastics that he was given a companion.
He literally has another thread in which he complains about being cucked and has complained in the past about his lack of luck with women. He ain't got no clit to lick.
 
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Adûnâi

Adûnâi

Little Russian in-cel
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He literally has another thread in which he complains about being cucked and has complained in the past about his lack of luck with women. He ain't got no clit to lick.
I'm pretty sure our brother in Yehoshuah is doing a little bit of trolling, all things considered.

sinning with gymnastics might be a new sentence 🤣 i'm not trying to offend but this is objectively funny.
I've borrowed it from a Russian tale of the Heavenly Gym I read on YouTube.

die standing than live kneeling, in this case between some whorelets legs
To be fair, considering this is a suicide forum, you've just described a win-win scenario.
 
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EvisceratedJester

EvisceratedJester

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die standing than live kneeling, in this case between some whorelets legs
Um, what whore? Last time I checked, you ain't got no clit to lick so you don't have anything to take a stand for. Now sit down!
 
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pyx

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Jun 5, 2024
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Um, what whore? Last time I checked, you ain't got no clit to lick so you don't have anything to take a stand for. Now sit down!
feminine apathy is at the heart of the Imperial cauldron, try again without wagging your nonexistent penis borne from Phallocratic envy
 
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EvisceratedJester

EvisceratedJester

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feminine apathy is at the heart of the Imperial cauldron, try again without wagging your nonexistent penis borne from Phallocratic envy
I would have some empathy for you if weren't for you obsessing over getting involved in your sister's sex life. All sympathy I originally had for you ended after reading that disgusting thread.

Say what you want to say about me, but why would I spend my time envying dick when I have a clit? And I have someone who wants to lick it too.
 
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pyx

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I would have some empathy for you if weren't for you obsessing over getting involved in your sister's sex life. All sympathy I originally had for you ended after reading that disgusting thread.

Say what you want to say about me, but why would I spend my time envying dick when I have a clit? And I have someone who wants to lick it too.
"wants to"

t. female, it's propagandism really
 
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Adûnâi

Adûnâi

Little Russian in-cel
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And I have someone who wants to lick it too.
...To be fair, what girl doesn't? Male libido is male libido. Unless you're wearing a blanket. But even that won't be enough for the fantasies of horny. There is no escaping the imagined lick.
 
EvisceratedJester

EvisceratedJester

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"wants to"

t. female, it's propagandism really
If by "t. female" you are talking about transwomen then I feel like it should again be noted that you are on a site whose administrator is MTF and that has a large trans userbase. Nobody likes a transphobe. No wonder why you have no clit to lick.
 
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EvisceratedJester

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Adûnâi

Adûnâi

Little Russian in-cel
Apr 25, 2020
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Can't hear you over the sound of no clits to lick
My Janitor AI bots send their (laboured) regards.

And so is my future self-body-hating gf whom I'm supposed to teach to love herself in December. Any tips?
 
Rudi

Rudi

𝔐𝔬𝔯𝔦 𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔬 𝔰𝔢𝔡 𝔳𝔦𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔬
Oct 15, 2024
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i expected to wake up to any thread but this
i dont know why but this is fucking hilarious and unhinged to me
 
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Adûnâi

Adûnâi

Little Russian in-cel
Apr 25, 2020
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i dont know why but this is fucking hilarious and unhinged to me
We need more craziness lest we lose the war to the soulless machine spirit.
 
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Rudi

𝔐𝔬𝔯𝔦 𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔬 𝔰𝔢𝔡 𝔳𝔦𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔬
Oct 15, 2024
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We need more craziness lest we lose the war to the soulless machine spirit.
TRUEEE i agree with this one hence why i love threads like these and the replies
 
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nattys5thtoenail

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Oct 6, 2024
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Imo I think cunnilingus is especially hot when it's done by people of the same sex because they understand their genital areas the best and the "sensitive" spots. (I'm a virgin who audibly sighs whenever they have to hang out with people)
 
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WhiteRabbit

WhiteRabbit

I'm late, i'm late. For a very important date.
Feb 12, 2019
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the very idea of bunching your lips under your nose to kiss some cunt is fucking disgusting, it's a flesh hole, tonguing it is like indirectly tonguing cock; makes me content in masturbation
Who the fuck is just tonguing the hole?

This is c+ trolling
 
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N7_Alliance_Marine

N7_Alliance_Marine

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Based opinion. I agree.
 
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Dot

Dot

Info abt typng styl on prfle.
Sep 26, 2021
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"If sx advce ws givn b/ 15 y/os"
 
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Myforevercharlie

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If you all can't talk normally about this I'm closing the thread.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

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What the actual fuck is going on
 
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