Method CTB Budget $50,000

[deathisapanacea]

I'd hire a hitman. But I have no idea how to do that.

Exactly where I am right now

It's so stupid lol

It's a cruel world buddy. They would kill people for a pack of cigarettes but if you ask them to kill you for money, they will probably just beat you up and rob you.

 

[lunar02102009]

I've actually thought about this method several times. I'm not kidding. Since you're offering me a $50,000 budget. I'd take a plane and then I'd jump out of it at around 20,000 feet or something.No parachute, of course.

Damn, I swear that I didn't see your post. Maybe we could pool our 50K each and get the best plane possible. I'll jump off 1st and then you can do your thing.

nah we should like jump together fr cause that would make sure one of us doesnt chicken out

 

[Pale_Rider]

Basically 50k would be a distraction. That's about it.

 

[Rainking]

Secure everything I need to ctb using SN. Then go to Vegas and try to reenact "Leaving Las Vegas" until I was out of cash.

 

[catfriend]

id buy myself some nice vacation to a tropical country then get some hard drugs n die while high

this. i'd throw myself the best 'going away party' ever, with the dying part baked into the whole experience. :)

 

[J&L383]

Where or how would you hire an assassin ?

Where can we get euthanized by paying some money?

doesn't dignitas have a laundry list of eligibility criteria for candidates ?

Sort of. You need to be suffering from something, even if it's old age and everything that comes with it. But certainly a lot easier than trying to get medical assisted suicide in the United States or countries that have the "six months to live diagnosis" criteria. $50,000 would certainly cover all of that and you can bring a few friends and party in Zurich ahead of time.

 

[bankai]

nah we should like jump together fr cause that would make sure one of us doesnt chicken out

or just the one who can pilot jumps out so, well you know

 

[_Minsk]

if there is really no hope left, i would probably go for nitrogen since its a solid 9/10 on peacefulness scale and as close as it can get to N. optional: benzos, drugs, alcohol 8hrs prior ctb to have some fun before and while drifting away into the void.
the remaining money i would just gift to people that are suffering or donate

 

[lunar02102009]

or just the one who can pilot jumps out so, well you know

assurance

 

[Stan Swiftie]

I got 30k in the bank
Who gives a shit?
How does it help me fucking die?

 

[OptingOutSmiling]

Invite SaSu members along to a private island party with SN for all

 

[dontletthembribeyou]

If I had $50k I would probably buy SN just in case and spend the rest trying to get well in hopes that i wouldnt need to use the SN

 

[doneforlife]

The fun thing is that 50k is objectively not even that much. Can't really do anything too extravagant and maintain it for any length of time on that money. Isn't it totally fucked?

I'd go with assisted suicide in switzerland personally. It's at least enough money to find a few doctors who'll give you the right papers for it. IMO, that's the real reason you hear stories like "got approved because of backpain" these people had the money to pay the right people to make it watertight. I honestly did in my research not get the best impression of these organisations. They need more transparent processes and better PR IMO. They already exist in a weird fringe place in society (since esp. western society does not accept death in any form, at all) and they don't even attempt to really make it better. I don't know why that is.

Second option, find a trustworthy person to go to S. America for N and bring it back. I'd go myself but I hate traveling and wouldn't even know where to.

No, that is not the case. You have to have a diagnosable disease and medical reports to support it. These organisations charge only for last rites and other paperwork post death. I don't know from where you got information that you can buy your way to death..lol.

 

[PrismHon]

doesn't dignitas have a laundry list of eligibility criteria for candidates ?

That's what the bribes would be for I was being a bit flippant, sorry! Sarco would be cool.

 

[Apathy79]

Put $50K on Red 24. If it wins, don't ctb. Live it up. If it loses, jump off the bridge.

 

[doneforlife]

Put $50K on Red 24. If it wins, don't ctb. Live it up. If it loses, jump off the bridge.

What's Red 24 ?

That's what the bribes would be for I was being a bit flippant, sorry! Sarco would be cool.

What bribes ? 3D printing would cost a lot. Also , the creator has not made the design public. There was some case going on (someone here had posted)..I don't know what happened post that. But Sarco is a good device, especially for people like me who are afraid of needles and vomit out stuff easily. I wish this device gets a go ahead.

 

[Apathy79]

What's Red 24 ?

A number on the roulette wheel

 

[deathisapanacea]

I got 30k in the bank
Who gives a shit?
How does it help me fucking die?

You don't have access to guns ??