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Oh? What crime?
Local vampire, proud homeowner (he has a dungeon), in cohorts with a cannibal to make use of said dungeon, suddenly recovering from mysterious illness, let's put two and two together.
 
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Oh? What crime?
If I told you, I'd have to kill you... Nah, just kidding.

Labor fraud. Pretending that you're working and fulfilling your duties, when you're actually not.

In recent times, I was in a service job that I absolutely hated. The workplace is a huge corporate compound, though, and nobody there recognizes each other unless they're direct colleagues; I can take advantage of this.

When I went out on the streets, I put on a hat and a mask, and I wore thick clothes that nobody had seen me wearing before. This was to make sure that I wouldn't get recognized by anyone when I should be at work.

I also had a collection of faux videos and images of me "working" or being present at the place, to send in as evidence to anyone that asks for it. I made sure to wipe all the metadata off of these files.

So, all that I did on a daily basis: I went there, hid my clothes in a street alley in order to show up in uniform, signed myself in the attendance agenda, walked around a bit to get spotted by some co-workers, and then I left via a route that took me through the kitchen and into the cargo yard (because I know that there are no cameras on this route). That's it... I go back home afterwards after retrieving my clothes. On some days, I might show up and actually work a little bit, or go there to enjoy the free lunch they serve.

The only thing that could have blown this open is if someone decided to actively search and ask for me in the compound, but they never did. I'm a nobody; if people did try to talk to me, I ignored or avoided them. No one even knows my name, other than my supervisor who holes himself up in his office all day. And, I'm finally free of that shithole.
 
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My school had a bomb threat, so that was fun.
 
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My school had a bomb threat, so that was fun.
99% of the time, those threats don't follow through... sounds like the average American school experience.
My friend had a classmate who would use burner phones and telephone booths to call local police stations in his area and make bomb threats, so that they'd shut down all schools in the area for a few days, whenever he wanted to get some extra free time. Of course, he'd try to make different voices each time. It worked, too. Smart fucker.
 
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99% of the time, those threats don't follow through... sounds like the average American school experience.
My friend had a classmate who would use burner phones and telephone booths to call local police stations in his area and make bomb threats, so that they'd shut down all schools in the area for a few days, whenever he wanted to get some extra free time. Of course, he'd try to make different voices each time. It worked, too. Smart fucker.
Yeah, they don't.

Did they ever catch him?
 
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Yeah, they don't.

Did they ever catch him?
They never did catch him, especially because police in Eastern Europe tend to not be very well funded (seriously, they're more like a gang in their own right...).
In recent times, I was in a service job that I absolutely hated. The workplace is a huge corporate compound, though, and nobody there recognizes each other unless they're direct colleagues; I can take advantage of this.
Also, I am very glad to be out of that job. It was this cushy "high end" international place. I was chosen to be a butler/attendant because of having social skills (I can hide my hatred for people), knowing multiple languages and, most importantly, being young and somewhat attractive (it increased customer retention and satisfaction). They'd do things like put make-up on my face before I clocked in for the shift, iron my uniform, send me to take a shower, etcetera, preparing me like I'm some display piece. And having to fake smiles at strangers I don't give a shit about, listening to idiots preaching their delusional beliefs and being instructed to agree with them to "make them feel welcome", cunts who treated me as a tool and wouldn't even say thank you, having to constantly watch my posture and body language- I HATE, hate, service. Being in a subservient position drives me nuts. The shifts were infuriating and spite-inducing. When someone gives me orders or bosses me around, I just think-- who the fuck do you think you are? I could strangle you out right now and you'd be the one begging. Your power is an illusion, and you're too fucking stupid to realize that your social authority doesn't give you true control or greater value over others. You will die like a worm and you will be forgotten.

Anyway, I realized early on that I would go insane in that job and probably end up hurting one of the snobs, so I just started deceiving my employer. Free money, for not even having to work! Woe, they laid me off due to me getting majorly depressed from unrelated reasons, and being put on medical leave for too long.
 
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My friend had a classmate who would use burner phones and telephone booths to call local police stations in his area and make bomb threats, so that they'd shut down all schools in the area for a few days, whenever he wanted to get some extra free time. Of course, he'd try to make different voices each time. It worked, too. Smart fucker.
Hah, we did exactly this at my school.
 
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I spent a day as if it were a dream.
 
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There's only one Asian kid at my college and everyone treats him like he's a shiny pokemon (everyone else is white, with some blacks). Honestly, I wonder what crazy shit happened to his family for him to end up here of all places. He's not very good at speaking Romanian.
 
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There's only one Asian kid at my college and everyone treats him like he's a shiny pokemon (everyone else is white, with some blacks). Honestly, I wonder what crazy shit happened to his family for him to end up here of all places. He's not very good at speaking Romanian.
Where is he from?
 
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Where is he from?
China. I'm not sure of which region; I mostly just see him around, and I think it'd be insensitive if I randomly decided to talk to him and interrogate him about his background (as much as my curiosity kills me to know). Despite the stereotypes, my teacher says that his attendance is pretty low and his grades aren't all that great.
 
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China. I'm not sure of which region; I mostly just see him around, and I think it'd be insensitive if I randomly decided to talk to him and interrogate him about his background (as much as my curiosity kills me to know). Despite the stereotypes, my teacher says that his attendance is pretty low and his grades aren't all that great.
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Ah, I see. Well, a lot of rural Chinese people tend to move out of their countries... I do wonder if he has similarities to me...
 
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Maybe. I don't think we'll ever know, unless I somehow get to know him (I'm in the second half of my final year, so, tough chance). He could use a friend; all he does is browse his phone, from what I've seen. Guy also doesn't eat very well; his arms are... well, even when I was starved I had thicker arms than him.
 

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