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[mjolnir]

129.604

 

[Arvayn]

129,603

I don't think getting isekai'd require you to be re-birthed...

It would be way funnier, though.
If I was an isekai protagonist, I'd just ignore the whole amassing a harem and saving the world thing, and do my best to reach comfort as fast as possible. I don't have the energy or idealism for heroics.
"Oh, hero! The princess has been kidnapped by the goblin army of the Demon Lord! Please help us, we-"
"Yes, yes, can you show me to the holy sword already?"

 

[fujikofujiko]

No one in isekai anime ever kills themselves. Ever notice that? Or maybe there are examples of that happening. There are just so many isekai stories.

129603

 

[Xi-Xi]

No one in isekai anime ever kills themselves. Ever notice that? Or maybe there are examples of that happening. There are just so many isekai stories.

129603

No Longer Allowed in Another World

 

[Arvayn]

129,601

No one in isekai anime ever kills themselves. Ever notice that? Or maybe there are examples of that happening. There are just so many isekai stories.

My friend once wrote a short story about an isekai protagonist who would keep being isekai'd to different worlds, every single time they died, endlessly. They'd keep their memories between loops, and they didn't even remember their original body or identity anymore.
The protagonist had 4 main personality features:
1. Incredibly jaded and regimented. Just straight up does not care, unfazed by everything. Disadvantaged in all forms of socializing.
2. Hilariously suicidal, aversive to any and all forms of struggle. Got captured by the enemy army? Whatever, will just willingly stop breathing and move on to the next world.
3. Highly hedonistic, will prioritize achieving a cushy life full of simple pleasures like comfort, food and women or men, and then will neglect literally everything until death.
4. In the extremely rare circumstance that they're convinced to actually try, they are terrifyingly competent.

I'd totally watch an isekai like this, or a parody of isekai.

 

[westerly_merlin]

129,602

 

[Xi-Xi]

129 601

 

[Arvayn]

129,600

Geez, moving my body with this disease is highly unpleasant... But alas, I am hungry and I cannot just be a vegetable.

 

[Xi-Xi]

Geez, moving my body with this disease is highly unpleasant... But alas, I am hungry and I cannot just be a vegetable.

129 559

Did you just realize you had it or something?

 

[Arvayn]

129,598

Did you just realize you had it or something?

Ha, that would be funny. But, no, I've been in bed up until this point, only really moving my hands. Fortunately or unfortunately, the bottomless pit in my stomach demands a sacrifice, and won't relent until it gets it!

 

[fujikofujiko]

129,601

My friend once wrote a short story about an isekai protagonist who would keep being isekai'd to different worlds, every single time they died, endlessly. They'd keep their memories between loops, and they didn't even remember their original body or identity anymore.
The protagonist had 4 main personality features:
1. Incredibly jaded and regimented. Just straight up does not care, unfazed by everything. Disadvantaged in all forms of socializing.
2. Hilariously suicidal, aversive to any and all forms of struggle. Got captured by the enemy army? Whatever, will just willingly stop breathing and move on to the next world.
3. Highly hedonistic, will prioritize achieving a cushy life full of simple pleasures like comfort, food and women or men, and then will neglect literally everything until death.
4. In the extremely rare circumstance that they're convinced to actually try, they are terrifyingly competent.

I'd totally watch an isekai like this, or a parody of isekai.

129,599

I have anhedonia from depression now, but I would have loved silly concepts like this. I'd read or watch it.

 

[Arvayn]

129,598

My trash bin is filled with endless tissues, stained with my fluids... (By that I mean my mucus, of course. What else could someone be thinking about?)

 

[OnceTheHappiestMan]

129,577

"If you were a heterosexual woman, I would tell you to be prepared to settle."

Ruin a date in 6 words or less

129,599

 

[Arvayn]

129,598

"If you were a heterosexual woman,"
...
Out of words. Maybe that'd still do the trick to ruin it, though.

A real thing I said to a girl who asked me what I'm doing once (though, this wasn't really a date): "I'm studying decomposition of the eye. Want to see?"

 

[mjolnir]

129.599

 

[boddibo]

129,600
hello world

 

[mjolnir]

129.601
Hello B

 

[OnceTheHappiestMan]

Good day counters

129,602

 

[boddibo]

129,603
how are you people?

 

[OnceTheHappiestMan]

Cold, it seems this years virus has finally got me

129,604

 

[boddibo]

129,605

Shit, another one

 

[OnceTheHappiestMan]

129,606

Still starting, maybe it mild

 

[boddibo]

129,607

Are you able to get some meds before it gets worse?

 

[OnceTheHappiestMan]

Everyone at home got it these last weeks so I have a good stash of presciption medicine around


129,608

 

[boddibo]

129,607

well lucky(?) for you then

 

[LionsTigersAndBears]

129,608

 

[Xi-Xi]

129 607

 

[Arvayn]

129,606

I had a dream. That said, I overslept and have a doctor's appointment in 10 minutes, so I will expound on the details later; for now, I must sprint there, or I won't arrive on time. I also do not have the time to shower. Great.

 

[Xi-Xi]

129 605

 

[Arvayn]

129,604

I almost passed out at the clinic and I covered my face mask in mucus, saliva and phlegm, but I got my notice of medical leave. I wish I could keep this illness forever, so that I'm just absolved from all duties due to being a literal biohazard.

Anyway, the dream...

Spoiler: TW: Graphic

I was in a huge cavern of some sort, judging by the stone ceiling, and the floor was made of red, muscular flesh; there were giant cysts and pimples pulsating everywhere, and "veins" that acted as rivers of blood. The blood was yellow. Giant hair follicles acted as trees, with the strands being 'leaves'.
Somehow, there was an actual town in this place; an abandoned, ruined town. I was sat in the heart of it, along with 3 other people. I was dressed like some kind of hunter or outlaw, with clothes made of blackened leathers, thick gloves and a wide-brimmed hat. There was a freakishly tall guy in a robe next to me, with no visible arms or legs, wearing a red bird mask. There was also an extremely bloated and decomposed woman who somehow was still alive; her body had been turned into a nest for wasps and larvae, and although they ate her eyes out, she could still see things and speak. Finally, there was a little girl with freakishly long nails wearing a dress covered in dried blood, dirt and piss stains; despite her filthy attire, her skin was perfectly unblemished and smooth.
While we sit there gathering our energy and eating food, I notice that there's a gun next to me, made of silver and dead wood. I get an idea and I tell the rest of the guys to follow me, which they do, after some arguing. We go onto the roof of a house, and I start taking potshots at random corpses and giant cysts; they exploded into gas and blood every time I landed a shot, which I thought was fucking awesome. I offer my gun to them and tell them to take a few shots too, but bird mask guy starts analyzing the gun instead of using it. Meanwhile, I sit back down and drink out of a canteen, since I felt really thirsty. I woke up soon afterwards, and I realized that I'm ACTUALLY thirsty.