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Help Could I make a deal with the devil to make death painless?

°Celsuis_Caesar

°Celsuis_Caesar

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I was reading up about witchcraft related stuff and realized I could make a deal with the devil and specify any death I wish, right?
I don't know if this Is real or fake/superstitious religious mumbo jumbo like the idea of being a ghost when you die but it's worth a shot, It would kinda be like that death-note anime, but I'm the one dying, I don't mean this in a joking metaphor way either, this could be promising.

What do you guys think?
 
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Snake of Eden

Snake of Eden

“Ye shall be as gods..🍎 🐍”
Jun 22, 2021
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How old are you?

No that doesnt work in real life.
 
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°Celsuis_Caesar

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zeroornothing said:
How old are you?

No that doesnt work in real life.
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I'm 20-years-old, I just thought about all the guys that did it is all. (Historically speaking)
 
Feeding Pigeons

Feeding Pigeons

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°Celsuis_Caesar said:
I don't know if this Is real or fake/superstitious religious mumbo jumbo
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You wanna hazard a guess, mate?
EDIT: Dammit I just ended up repeating @GenesAndEnvironment
 
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Snake of Eden

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°Celsuis_Caesar said:
There's a bunch of articles about "How to sell your soul to the devil" Maybe they were for comedy purposes, damn.
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Maybe want to try it out and let us know how it turned ou… wait a minute.zzzZZZ
 
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Maybe want to try it out and let us know how it turned ou… wait a minute.zzzZZZ
Man.
 
puppet_nihilist

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cogito, ergo sum
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Keep your eyes peeled for any strange dark notebooks lying around on the ground. If you are able to find one you might get to meet a devil. You can write your name in the notebook and get a heart attack but I'm not sure if that's painless, it's a guaranteed method at least. Or make a deal with them and cut your lifespan in half (this choice is my preferred method if I find such a notebook).
 
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Samsal112

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Everyone is cracking jokes, but I get why you're asking. Killing yourself is pretty serious, and we're all scared of the pain aspect. Also, since I have really started thinking of ctb, religion is all I can think about. What if I am wrong and there really is a God? So, I get your question and your desperation. However, as someone raised on the Christian religion, I can tell you that the Devil doesn't care about you. If you're going to kill yourself and sell your soul than you're already his and he doesn't need to make deals with you. So, either there's no need to make a deal with the Devil, or there is no Devil. I wouldn't spend time thinking about witchcraft and deals when you could be spending your final moments doing something else.
 
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Noctis

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Even if we assume the devil is real and he's willing to make deals... how would you contact him? Obviously, it can't be very easy or almost everyone would be gorgeous billionaires. The average penis size would be like 12 inches. Politicians and world leaders would be dropping dead every time they made an unpopular choice.

If the devil is real... what sets your "trade for my soul" wish apart from everyone else?
 
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°Celsuis_Caesar

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Samsal112 said:
Everyone is cracking jokes, but I get why you're asking. Killing yourself is pretty serious, and we're all scared of the pain aspect. Also, since I have really started thinking of ctb, religion is all I can think about. What if I am wrong and there really is a God? So, I get your question and your desperation. However, as someone raised on the Christian religion, I can tell you that the Devil doesn't care about you. If you're going to kill yourself and sell your soul than you're already his and he doesn't need to make deals with you. So, either there's no need to make a deal with the Devil, or there is no Devil. I wouldn't spend time thinking about witchcraft and deals when you could be spending your final moments doing something else.
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That's true, thanks for the advice, @Samsal112
Noctis said:
Even if we assume the devil is real and he's willing to make deals... how would you contact him? Obviously, it can't be very easy or almost everyone would be gorgeous billionaires. The average penis size would be like 12 inches. Politicians and world leaders would be dropping dead every time they made an unpopular choice.

If the devil is real... what sets your "trade for my soul" wish apart from everyone else?
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Apparently summoning him is a tedious process from the article I read: https://www.higgypop.com/news/sell-your-soul/, But I get what you're saying if this was true The economy would be F**ked by people wishing for money
 
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IsThisTheEnd?

IsThisTheEnd?

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could I make a deal with the devil to enjoy life?
 
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little helpers

little helpers

did I tie the tourniquet on my arm or on my neck?
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be the devil yourself and secure a painless method, dude.
 
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You should definitely sell your eternal soul to the Devil & end up in Hell forever just so he makes your suicide painless. :sunglasses:
 
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IsThisTheEnd?

IsThisTheEnd?

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most people are devils
It's crossed my mind but it's just a saying - people commit morally bad choices and their said to have done a deal with the devil.
 
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°Celsuis_Caesar

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hotelbeneathground said:
You should definitely sell your eternal soul to the Devil & end up in Hell forever just so he makes your suicide painless. :sunglasses:
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Nice to see the website is Christian friendly, Salut!
 
Foresight

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Research your options. The devil is a metaphorical adversary and you're already in deep communication. It won't offer you comfort.

Unfortunately we as people all face our painful relationship with death on a physical and mental level. I hope you find some light in it all.
 
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Ta555

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puppet_nihilist said:
Keep your eyes peeled for any strange dark notebooks lying around on the ground. If you are able to find one you might get to meet a devil. You can write your name in the notebook and get a heart attack but I'm not sure if that's painless, it's a guaranteed method at least. Or make a deal with them and cut your lifespan in half (this choice is my preferred method if I find such a notebook).
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And have some apples ready to offer the death god :) 🍎 I definitely would not go the 'I am justice' route and would just write my own name in it next to 'dies peacefully in their sleep tonight'.
 
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°Celsuis_Caesar

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IsThisTheEnd? said:
most people are devils
It's crossed my mind but it's just a saying - people commit morally bad choices and their said to have done a deal with the devil.
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I see, it's more of a metaphor then real "Deal with the devil"
 
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°Celsuis_Caesar said:
Nice to see the website is Christian friendly, Salut!
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Did you call me a Christian or did you admit you're a Christian for believing in Christian mythology/the Devil? :)) Baci e saluti!
 
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°Celsuis_Caesar said:
I don't know anymore
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Satan has possessed you & given you amnesia! :ohhhh:

CRUX SACRA SIT MIHI LUX!
NON DRACO SIT MIHI DUX!

VADE RETRO SATANA!
NUNQUAM SUADE MIHI VANA!

SUNT MALA QUAE LIBAS!
IPSE VENENA BIBAS!

I just performed an exorcism on you & made you unable to practice witchcraft. You've been Catho-punk'd! ✝️️
 
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hotelbeneathground said:
Satan has possessed you & given you amnesia! :ohhhh:

CRUX SACRA SIT MIHI LUX!
NON DRACO SIT MIHI DUX!

VADE RETRO SATANA!
NUNQUAM SUADE MIHI VANA!

SUNT MALA QUAE LIBAS!
IPSE VENENA BIBAS!

I just performed an exorcism on you & made you unable to practice witchcraft. You've been Catho-punk'd! ✝️️
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Oh god, I remember everything!

Wait… is that you Choir boy @hotelbeneathground? I remember now, they castrated you, JESUS!
 
Sherri

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on my worst days I asked god and the devil, mother Mary and allah, they must be deaf. Not the most realistic one in my option.
 
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Noctis said:
If the devil is real... what sets your "trade for my soul" wish apart from everyone else?

If the devil is real... what sets your "trade for my soul" wish apart from everyone else?
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Having superb fiddlin' skills might set one apart.
 
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