Kdawg2018

Kdawg2018

Still here...
Nov 10, 2018
272
You recieve a physical representation of a wish that cannot be corrupted, but you break it!

I wish I didn't hate humanity

you don't hate humanity but they are all dead and you are the only one left

I wish I didn't binge eat
 
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sif

sif

You deserve love
Dec 28, 2018
373
you don't hate humanity but they are all dead and you are the only one left

I wish I didn't binge eat
This seems to be a common theme...

wish granted but now you live off of rice and chick peas

I wish I fit neatly into a society oriented for straight people
 
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Kyrok

Kyrok

Paragon
Nov 6, 2018
970
You fit neatly into a society for strait people, but it includes slaves, and you're one.

I wish to have my wish for a hundred million dollars corrupted.
 
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Kdawg2018

Kdawg2018

Still here...
Nov 10, 2018
272
You fit neatly into a society for strait people, but it includes slaves, and you're one.

I wish to have my wish for a hundred million dollars corrupted.

You get a hundred million dollars but have to pay 100% tax on it.

I wish for cure for suicidal thoughts
 
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Kyrok

Kyrok

Paragon
Nov 6, 2018
970
You didn't corrupt my wish. Try again.
 
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sif

sif

You deserve love
Dec 28, 2018
373
You fit neatly into a society for strait people, but it includes slaves, and you're one.

I wish to have my wish for a hundred million dollars corrupted.
Wish DENIED, you did not wish for a hundred million dollars.

I wish you would play this game properly! ;)
 
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Johnnythefox

Johnnythefox

Que sera sera
Nov 11, 2018
3,129
I wish I knew how

I wish I was a willow tree
 
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LiveSlowDieFast

LiveSlowDieFast

Specialist
Nov 14, 2018
338
Wish granted, but you are now the favourite spot for all dogs within a 20KM radius to... well, you know...

I wish I was a successful musician
 
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G

Guess

Member
Nov 6, 2018
32
Wish granted but now you play the music you hate

I wish I had a camera
 
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sif

sif

You deserve love
Dec 28, 2018
373
Wish granted but now you play the music you hate

I wish I had a camera
Wish granted but it doesn't work,

I wish I had a big pile of narcotics I could get high on
 
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M

MsM3talGamer

Voluntary deletion
Nov 28, 2018
1,504
Wish granted but it doesn't work,

I wish I had a big pile of narcotics I could get high on
Wish granted but your dealer sold you a pile of fake narcotics.

I wish I could travel to the past in a Time Machine.
 
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LiveSlowDieFast

LiveSlowDieFast

Specialist
Nov 14, 2018
338
Wish granted, but it's a one way trip to an unspecified point in time. Maybe you get something good or maybe you get eaten by dinosaurs.

I wish I owned a nice lakeside house
 
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Kyrok

Kyrok

Paragon
Nov 6, 2018
970
Wish granted, but you travel back to before the formation of the planet and die in cold space, capillaries bursting, eyes bulging, and blood first boiling then freezing.

I ask again (there is a solution): I wish to have my wish for a hundred million dollars corrupted.
 
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mattwitt

mattwitt

# 978
Jun 28, 2018
2,307
Wish granted, but it's a one way trip to an unspecified point in time. Maybe you get something good or maybe you get eaten by dinosaurs.

I wish I owned a nice lakeside house
Wish granted but it's a lava lake.

I wish my body could operate in at least 10 different dimensions instead of just 4
 
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eczema

eczema

Member
Oct 6, 2018
59
Wish granted, but they're the alternate dimensions from the Phineas and Ferb movie.

I wish I could eat whatever I want and not gain any weight.
 
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Johnnythefox

Johnnythefox

Que sera sera
Nov 11, 2018
3,129
Wish granted, but after the first bite you're unable to ever open your mouth again.


I wish I was a clown in the circus.
 
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stellabelle

stellabelle

ethereal
Dec 14, 2018
3,919
Wish granted, but after the first bite your unable to ever open your mouth again.


I wish I was a clown in the circus.
Wish granted, but you're demoted to Carnie after a week.

I wish I was dead.
 
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ReadyasEver

ReadyasEver

Elementalist
Dec 6, 2018
828
Wish granted, right onto an island of very hungry dinosaurs.

I wish I knew how to fly an airplane.
 
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NotWorthLiving

Enlightened
Dec 8, 2018
1,264
Wish granted but its a remote control airplane (or drone, they're practically the same thing )

I wish to play a keyboard (it doesn't matter what size)
 
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Johnnythefox

Johnnythefox

Que sera sera
Nov 11, 2018
3,129
Wish granted, but it's a computer keyboard.


I wish I was a blue whale.
 
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NotWorthLiving

Enlightened
Dec 8, 2018
1,264
Wish granted but you are a killer whale that has been painted blue

I wish for my wishes not to be corrupted
 
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Johnnythefox

Johnnythefox

Que sera sera
Nov 11, 2018
3,129
Wish granted but you are a killer whale that has been painted blue

I wish for my wishes not to be corrupted
Wish granted but you can't make anymore wishes.


I wish I was invisible.
 
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lemmeeleev

lemmeeleev

Still here
Nov 29, 2018
927
Wish granted, but everyone still knows your there.

I wish for this wish to be granted
 
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stellabelle

stellabelle

ethereal
Dec 14, 2018
3,919
Wish granted but you can't make anymore wishes.


I wish I was invisible.
Wish granted, but you may not be a peeping Tom.

I wish I had a decent family.
 
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N

NotWorthLiving

Enlightened
Dec 8, 2018
1,264
Wish granted but you have no way of contacting them

I wish to bake a burnt cake
 
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newdawnfades

newdawnfades

Member
Jan 16, 2019
58
Wish granted but you have no way of contacting them

I wish to bake a burnt cake
Wish granted, but your house permanently smells like burnt cake.

I wish my brain had a search engine built in
 
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lemmeeleev

lemmeeleev

Still here
Nov 29, 2018
927
Wish granted, but the process takes 1 hour for each search.

I wish for 2 bottles of N right here, right now.
 
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N

NotWorthLiving

Enlightened
Dec 8, 2018
1,264
Wish granted but you can't do anything with them

I wish for a genie
 
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lemmeeleev

lemmeeleev

Still here
Nov 29, 2018
927
Wish granted, but you can only have 1 wish once a year.

I wish for this wish not to be granted.
 
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Sixfeetunder

Sixfeetunder

Specialist
Jan 12, 2019
319
Wish granted, but you can only have 1 wish once a year.

I wish for this wish not to be granted.

Wish granted, and but now you have to wait an eternity for the endless loop to be solved.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of money.
 
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