Games Corrupt a wish game

[Desperate_Soul]

Wish Granted ! You are now Susan Boyle.

I wish I could turn invisible at will

Wish granted, but you have no control over when the invisibility wears off and to be truly invisible, you have to be in your birthday suit...

I wish I could have free food for life

 

[mattwitt]

Wish granted, but you have no control over when the invisibility wears off and to be truly invisible, you have to take off all your clothes.

I wish I could have free food for life

Wish granted 1 million cans of spam are on their way

I wish I was superman

 

[Desperate_Soul]

Wish granted, but you are surrounded by Kryptonite.

I wish I could go to sleep and never wake up

 

[mattwitt]

Wish granted, but you are surrounded by Kryptonite.

I wish I could go to sleep and never wake up

Wish Granted ! A just shipped you 2 bottles of N

I wish I had a spaceship that could travel anywhere in the universe as fast as I want to get there.

 

[Desperate_Soul]

Wish granted, but the spaceship needs special fuel that costs a million bucks for each trip.

I wish I had a time machine.

 

[mattwitt]

Wish granted ! But the time machine needs special fuel that is only found on Mars.

I wish all extinct animals would come back to life.

 

[jaemus12]

Wish granted ! But the time machine needs special fuel that is only found on Mars.

I wish all extinct animals would come back to life.

Wish granted. But all extinct animals comeback as skeletons.

I wish I had a superpower.

 

[Desperate_Soul]

Wish granted. But all extinct animals comeback as skeletons.

I wish I had a superpower.

Wish granted, but you'll be forever locked inside a superpower-proof container for scientists to study you.

I wish my granted wishes weren't corrupted

 

[jaemus12]

Wish granted, but you'll be forever locked inside a superpower-proof container for scientists to study you.

I wish my granted wishes weren't corrupted

Wish granted, but now none of them will come true.

I wish I have the wit to outplay Desperate_Soul in these types of games.

 

[Desperate_Soul]

Wish granted, but now none of them will come true.

I wish I have the wit to outplay Desperate_Soul in these types of games.

Wish granted. Desperate_Soul has left the game.

I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart!

 

[jaemus12]

Wish granted. But the dragon will eat you.

I wish I can escape to a perfect world without all this bullshit.

 

[Virgo]

Wish granted. But the dragon will eat you.

I wish I can escape to a perfect world without all this bullshit.

Wish granted, cows no longer exist.

I wish I had a billion dollars.

 

[Desperate_Soul]

Wish granted, cows no longer exist.

I wish I had a billion dollars.

Wish granted, but they're all counterfeit.

I wish I had never been born.

 

[jaemus12]

Wish granted. But your parents used a broken condom so you're here.

Wish granted, but they're all counterfeit.

I wish I had never been born.

Wish granted but the condom used to prevent you from being conceived broke during the process.

I wish suicide is as easy as ordering pizza.

 

[dhk96]

I wish suicide is as easy as ordering pizza.

Wish granted, but now governments worldwide have made pizza illegal.

I wish I had courage.

 

[Desperate_Soul]

Wish granted, but now governments worldwide have made pizza illegal.

I wish I had courage.

Wish granted, but you'll only have courage to pee your pants.

I wish I had a puppy

 

[mattwitt]

 

[Virgo]

Wish granted, but you'll only have courage to pee your pants.

I wish I had a puppy

Wish granted, only problem is its dead.

I wish for food.

 

[Desperate_Soul]

Wish granted, only problem is its dead.

I wish for food.

Wish granted, but if you eat said food, you will get food poisoning.

I wish I won the jackpot

 

[Maravillosa]

Wish granted, but the jackpot's value will depreciate due to runaway inflation.

I wish I had the motivation to clean my bedroom and kitchen.

 

[Desperate_Soul]

Wish granted, but your bedroom and kitchen will constantly be twice as dirty every time you clean something up.

Edit: I wish someone will wash my hair for me...

 

[mattwitt]

Wish granted ! Here is your new personal hair washer.

I wish I had the world's largest castle to call my home.

 

[Desperate_Soul]

Wish granted ! Here is your new personal hair washer.

I wish I had the world's largest castle to call my home.

Wish granted, but it's haunted and the ghosts don't like you.

I wish I granted wishes

 

[mattwitt]

Wish granted ! But you are now stuck inside of a lamp buried 1000's of feat below sand in the Sahara Desert.

I wish none of my wishes had negative side effects.

 

[Desperate_Soul]

Wish granted... but only for a second.

I wish I won this Corrupt a wish game.

 

[mattwitt]

Wish Granted. But 5 minutes later you wake up in bed.

I wish more people would play this game.

 

[Miss clefable]

I wish I never existed

 

[Desperate_Soul]

Wish granted, you never existed as you, you now exist as me!

I wish my life was a fairytale that has a happy ending

 

[mattwitt]

Wish granted... You are now the fairest Princess of them all who get's to eat all the happy ending desserts she wants.

I wish I could control time.

 

[Desperate_Soul]

Wish granted! You are now the lucky owner of a brand new mickey mouse watch that you can change the time to any hour, minute, and second you want! Congratulations!

Spoiler: Click this spoiler to claim your wish, Witt!

I wish my hair was pink