Games Corrupt a wish game

[Emilia]

The point of the game is to "corrupt" the wish the person above you posts.

Examples:

Person 1 -- I wish I had a new car.
Person 2 -- Wish granted, but it doesn't have an engine.

Person 1 -- I wish I didn't have an annoying brother.
Person 2 -- Wish granted, but now you have two annoying sisters.

Let's start: Wish I had some pizza

 

[Mr2005]

It's off

 

[Living_Ghost]

Wish granted but I put some snot in it while I made it

 

[Living_Ghost]

I wish I had a bigger willy

 

[Maravillosa]

Wish granted, but now you are impotent

I wish my mother were well again

 

[lostinthedream]

Your mother is well but now you have her current health problems...

I wish I weren't lonely anymore...

 

[Maravillosa]

Wish granted, but now you will be surrounded by a braying mob for the rest of your life

I wish life were fairer

 

[Virgo]

Wish granted, but now you will be surrounded by a braying mob for the rest of your life

I wish life were fairer

Wish granted, but now everyone experiences extreme pain 24/7

I wish that sentience ceased to exist.

 

[mattwitt]

Wish granted, but now everyone on earth in a parallel universe are wondering why they are suffering 24/7

I wish I could have as many wishes as I wanted.

 

[samsays89]

Wish granted, but now everyone on earth in a parallel universe are wondering why they are suffering 24/7

I wish I could have as many wishes as I wanted.

Wish granted, but you now have late stage Alzheimer's disease so you forgot you had unlimited wishes and you lay in bed in diapers all day.

I wish my dog would always be happy.

 

[mattwitt]

Wish granted, Thanks to the taxidermist your dog now looks happy all of the time.

I wish I was all knowing

 

[samsays89]

Wish granted, Thanks to the taxidermist your dog now looks happy all of the time.

I wish I was all knowing

Wish granted, but you are also all-feeling, so you experience all the hunger, poverty, despair, and pain in all the world from everything at all times.

I wish I was having sex with a beautiful woman right now.

 

[mattwitt]

Wish granted. On certain Islands this is considered beautiful. Enjoy countless hours of slow passionate lovemaking with this woman.



I wish I had a Magical Dragon for a best friend.

 

[samsays89]

Wish granted. On certain Islands this is considered beautiful. Enjoy countless hours of slow passionate lovemaking with this woman.

I wish I had a Magical Dragon for a best friend.

Wish granted, but the magical dragon had a nightmare while cuddling with you and breathed magical fire on you. You now have painful third-degree burns marring your body and are permanently maimed and disfigured.

I wish for a painless, instantaneous death right now.

 

[Maravillosa]

Wish granted, but you will be in Purgatory till the last human being dies (I dare not send anybody to Hell)

I wish everybody would be kind to each other

 

[mattwitt]

Wish granted, but the magical dragon had a nightmare while cuddling with you and breathed magical fire on you. You now have painful third-degree burns marring your body and are permanently maimed and disfigured.

I wish for a painless, instantaneous death right now.

Wish granted. Your soul instantly and painlessly leaves your dead physical body and falls into hell where it will be tormented day and night forever and ever.

I wish I was Superman

 

[mattwitt]

Wish granted, but you will be in Purgatory till the last human being dies (I dare not send anybody to Hell)

I wish everybody would be kind to each other

Wish Granted Everyone on planet earth has been turned into a Richard Simmons clone

I wish for a time machine.

 

[Maravillosa]

Wish Granted Everyone on planet earth has been turned into a Richard Simmons clone

I wish for a time machine.

Wish granted. You have a one-way ticket to Earth over 4 billion years ago, in the Hadean eon, before there was any life on Earth:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hadean

I wish I could be in Heaven forever and ever

 

[mattwitt]

Wish granted. You have a one-way ticket to Earth over 4 billion years ago, in the Hadean eon, before there was any life on Earth:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hadean

I wish I could be in Heaven forever and ever

Wish granted. You will now spend all of eternity in the city of Heaven located in The State of Texas.

I wish I could morph into any animal at will.

 

[Virgo]

Wish granted, but now everyone on earth in a parallel universe are wondering why they are suffering 24/7

I wish I could have as many wishes as I wanted.

Why is that a bad thing? If there is no sentience then why does it matter? What is different about this parallel universe?

 

[Virgo]

Wish granted. You will now spend all of eternity in the city of Heaven located in The State of Texas.

I wish I could morph into any animal at will.

Wish granted, but morphing will alter your brain erasing your identity.

I wished I could fly.

 

[Dean]

Wish Granted, but you are unable to stop flying and will only be able to stop by crashing into something.

I wish that I was the best ballet dancer in the world.

 

[mattwitt]

Wish granted. The very next day you lose both of your legs in a car accident.

I wish I could make any woman fall in love with me.

 

[Desperate_Soul]

Wish granted, but they'll only fall in love with you for a split second and you can't make the same woman fall in love with you twice.

I wish I had a million dollars.

 

[mattwitt]

Wish granted ! It's all in pennies

I wish I had a crystal ball that would answer and show me any question I ask it.

 

[Desperate_Soul]

Wish granted, but the answer is blurry and any word is in fine print!

I wish that I had Jessie's girl.

 

[mattwitt]

Wish granted, but the answer is blurry and in fine print!

I wish that I had Jessie's girl.

Wish Granted ! Jessie's girl is actually a blow up doll

I wish my phone number was 867 -5309

 

[Dean]

Wish Granted! But from now on only telemarketers will call you.

I wish that all the scars on my face would disappear.

 

[Desperate_Soul]

Wish Granted ! Jessie's girl is actually a blow up doll

I wish my phone number was 867 -5309

Wish granted, but you'll be getting prank called 24/7 with the ringtone set as the song Jenny and there's no way of turning off or lowering the volume set at max.

I wish I was a famous singer

 

[mattwitt]

Wish granted, but you'll be getting prank called 24/7 with the ringtone set as the song Jenny and there's no way of turning off or lowering the volume set at max.

I wish I was a famous singer

Wish Granted ! You are now Susan Boyle.

I wish I could turn invisible at will