Help Coming up with excuses for buying SN

[tystero]

Here is my situation, SN poisoning as a method to off oneself is really obscure in my country so that means the regulation is really loose (the perk of living in a developing country).

I can order 1kg or 100g of SN from a reputable company online with no questions asked.
The tricky part is when it's delivered to my house.

1. I live with my dad for 6 days of the week (he's retired and I'm unemployed).
2. I'm a shut-in computer nerd who only go outside on Sunday for "school" (not your typical school, it's the one where you just have to show up for 2 years to get a diploma).
3. My family are aware that I'm suicidal since I opened up about it (stupid mistake).
4. I don't have friends nor hobbies to lie about.
5. I rarely order things online so when the package comes my dad will ask some questions.

So meat curing as a hobby is out since I'm a shut-in who stays in his room all day.
Science project is out too since I go to bullshit school.

What story should I come up with? I've attached some images of the package from other buyers if it'll help.
On the outside:

On the inside:

 

[sadDaysAhead]

If i may ask did you notice that the SN you brought is expired ? And does this even matter ?

 

[FireWalkWithMe]

To be honest I don't think there is anything viable that would make sense as an excuse if it is seen. You've probably suggested the best ones and they still sound strange. Nobody really orders weird chemicals, and if they do it is for an experiment or use so unless either applies it won't add up.

Maybe the better idea is to ask the company if you can collect. Or, realising you have the advantage that you know the package is coming. Maybe you can get there first or cause a distraction to get the delivery, thus avoiding having to make a bad excuse.

 

[tystero]

If i may ask did you notice that the SN you brought is expired ? And does this even matter ?

Those images are from other buyers. I haven't placed the order yet.

To be honest I don't think there is anything viable that would make sense as an excuse if it is seen. You've probably suggested the best ones and they still sound strange. Nobody really orders weird chemicals, and if they do it is for an experiment or use so unless either applies it won't add up.

Maybe the better idea is to ask the company if you can collect. Or, realising you have the advantage that you know the package is coming. Maybe you can get there first or cause a distraction to get the delivery, thus avoiding having to make a bad excuse.

I've decided to place the order from my mother's account. She regularly buys random stuffs online so when my dad sees that it's in her name he won't question much.