Clever ways of ctb

[Ednospatient]

What are some of the most unorthodox ways of ctb? Like touching the third rail etc etc?

 

[[HNO]]

dry ice + water
iron salts poisoning
lithium salts ingestion
ingestion of oxidizers apart from SN
potassium salts poisoning
cutting by belt saw
intentional decompression at high altitude
smoking poisonous plants in bong(aconite, belladonna etc)
DIY guillotine
nonmetallic elemental poisoning(Cl, F, Br etc)
poisonous animals and insects
chemical weapons
suicide by cop
smelt metal bath
ingestion of pure alkaline metals

 

[Hollowillow]

dry ice + water
iron salts poisoning
lithium salts ingestion
ingestion of oxidizers apart from SN
potassium salts poisoning
cutting by belt saw
intentional decompression at high altitude
smoking poisonous plants in bong(aconite, belladonna etc)
DIY guillotine
nonmetallic elemental poisoning(Cl, F, Br etc)
poisonous animals and insects
chemical weapons
suicide by cop
smelt metal bath
ingestion of pure alkaline metals

DIY guillotine!

Being hit by an ambulance, extra irony points if it's accidental. Happened

 

[[HNO]]

DIY guillotine!

Being hit by an ambulance, extra irony points if it's accidental. Happened

i thought bout DIY guillotine as construction is quite straightforward. a wooden frame and a knife hang down on a block system. knife could be released by a small pyrotechnic charge at base of anchored rope w/ timer detonator. most hard part to obtain in this construction is a guillotine knife, all commercially available guillotine knifes have quite low weight hence lesser kinetic energy than classical french guillotines had to cut neck upon falling from 2~ meters

 

[notlongnow]

Upset the wife enough she'll lose it and batter me to death. Innnncoming

 

[Hollowillow]

Upset the wife enough she'll lose it and batter me to death. Innnncoming

Buy her cast iron frying pans and long knives. Tell her you cheated on her with her sister. Or daughter if you want a painful death.
(Don't pedo for real)

 

[notlongnow]

Buy her cast iron frying pans and long knives. Tell her you cheated on her with her sister. Or daughter if you want a painful death.
(Don't pedo for real)

She only has a brother and im not starting rumors of that nature. I need to hold on to some dignity

 

[Hollowillow]

She only has a brother and im not starting rumors of that nature. I need to hold on to some dignity

Tell her you're gay & never loved her? But that would just make her cry...

Boy that escaladed quickly.

Being eaten alive by... Automatic stairs? Really awful death...

 

[iwanttodie1]

Bumping this.

Can anyone think of anything else?

I don't have access to any of the popular methods…

 

[makethepainstop]

Upset the wife enough she'll lose it and batter me to death. Innnncoming

A delightful side effect of marrying someone you love!

 

[releasespieces]

I think a guillotine is a really great idea. It has to be one of the most painless ways to die. Sure you might be conscious for a few seconds after beheading, but its as quick and painless as they come otherwise.

Im envisioning someone's remote backyard somewhere with SS members lined up awaiting execution… the perfect death factory. I will volunteer catching heads and creating a nice neat pile until my turn comes. Any executioner volunteers?

 

[tosch]

And a little Bit of Propofol before Guillotine, perfekt!

 

[locked*n*loaded]

Intentional poisonous snake bites. Maybe even some poisonous spider bites. I'm sure would be painful, though, if that matters.

 

[makethepainstop]

What are some of the most unorthodox ways of ctb? Like touching the third rail etc etc?

Try to rape a male baboon. Kissing a king cobra. Ask you wife is that a new hairdo, or did you drive home with the window down. When she gets back from the beauty parlour. Petting rabid wolves. Jumping into the Lions enclosure at the local zoo. Going over Niagara falls in a canoe. Telling the local gang lord you saw his last murder, and that you will be testifying at his trial, when the FBI investigation is done. Try juggling hatchets, with limited experience. Walk up to a wild moose and slap it across the nose. Juggling running chain saws. Holding a bottle of nitro glycerin, and then snorting black pepper. Hope you get a laugh from this.

 

[JC96178235]

i thought bout DIY guillotine as construction is quite straightforward. a wooden frame and a knife hang down on a block system. knife could be released by a small pyrotechnic charge at base of anchored rope w/ timer detonator. most hard part to obtain in this construction is a guillotine knife, all commercially available guillotine knifes have quite low weight hence lesser kinetic energy than classical french guillotines had to cut neck upon falling from 2~ meters

i thought bout DIY guillotine as construction is quite straightforward. a wooden frame and a knife hang down on a block system. knife could be released by a small pyrotechnic charge at base of anchored rope w/ timer detonator. most hard part to obtain in this construction is a guillotine knife, all commercially available guillotine knifes have quite low weight hence lesser kinetic energy than classical french guillotines had to cut neck upon falling from 2~ meters

Nice method, can you explain how the pyrotechnic charge W/Timer dentonator would work? sorry I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed

 

[Kattt]

i thought bout DIY guillotine as construction is quite straightforward. a wooden frame and a knife hang down on a block system. knife could be released by a small pyrotechnic charge at base of anchored rope w/ timer detonator. most hard part to obtain in this construction is a guillotine knife, all commercially available guillotine knifes have quite low weight hence lesser kinetic energy than classical french guillotines had to cut neck upon falling from 2~ meters

I remember some years ago a guy here building a full sized guillotine.
Top marks for effort.

 

[bolt]

I remember some years ago a guy here building a full sized guillotine.
Top marks for effort.

you have to be smart enough to pull that off.... I am not...

 

[TransMagical]

Eating EVERYTHING in a pill container in your house.


Pay a hitman to kill you.


Suicide cord! ( Is a good video on it thats interesting, and actually shows what to do and not to do, instead of just deconstructing a outlet and saying what it does)


Become friends with michael reeves and allow him to test his new shit on you



Be australian/be in australia and go into a forest.


Go on a plane with trace amounts of nitroglycerin in your water bottle.



Break open some Hot hands and snort them



Eat every magnet you can find



drink every monster energy you can find


Eat a few hundred phones.



Tape your nose shut and tape a 2000 psi hose to your mouth and turn it on.



Head+hydraulic press.



Kill everyone you can and get into death row
-if you just get life sentence, kill a few/attack a few in jail, and drop the soap every chance you get so you give STD's and die or get death sentence for violence.

Go in a neighborhood with a lot of cops driving a white van



Go to romainia and scream "FUCK ANDREW TATE" (fr tho hes a bitch and deserves jail)


And my favorite; all of the above

 

[d1987]

I had thought about the DIY guillotine so many times, but never too seriously. Now I think I might start doing some serious research

 

[randy]

volunteer to fight russia in ukraine

 

[NHLTradeRumor]

Touching many organic mercury compounds will kill you fast, so would drinking bromine. Chemistry is delightfully deadly.