Bah Fucking Humbug

[Empty Smile]

I'm sick of hearing, and people telling me to have a merry xmas.

Fucking kill me now.....

 

[Johnnythefox]

Have a very merry Christmas

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

Have a very merry Christmas

Johnny's our best undercover troll.

 

[Empty Smile]

Have a very merry Christmas

For you, from my grave.

 

[therhydler]

For you, from my grave.

This will definitely be me after I ctb

 

[Pegasus]

Merry Christmas to everyone here and peace on earth blah blah blah ...

 

[Sanguinius]

And so this is Xmas (war is over)
For weak and for strong (if you want it)
For rich and the poor ones (war is over)
The world is so wrong (now)
And so happy Xmas (war is over)
For black and for white (if you want it)
For yellow and red ones (war is over)
Let's stop all the fight (now)

A very Merry Xmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear

(by John Lennon)

 

[Sanguinius]

Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear

(by John Lennon)

Anxiety: LOL

 

[Johnnythefox]

 

[gingerplum]

And so this is Xmas (war is over)
For weak and for strong (if you want it)
For rich and the poor ones (war is over)
The world is so wrong (now)
And so happy Xmas (war is over)
For black and for white (if you want it)
For yellow and red ones (war is over)
Let's stop all the fight (now)

A very Merry Xmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear

(by John Lennon)

This made me really sad; it's one of my very favorite Christmas songs. I used to get so excited around Christmas, and now I just want the holidays to fucking end.

My other favorites were the Waitresses' Christmas Wrapping, and, of course, the very bittersweet and mostly tragic Fairytale of New York by the Pogues (I bet you saw that one coming).

I haven't been able to listen to music for many months. It's just too painfully poignant and evocative.

 

[Empty Smile]

I fucking love this!!!

1 million likes!

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

Say, what's in this drink? Sodium nitrite? K.

 

[Miss clefable]

I HATE CHRISTMAS let it burn

 

[TheCrow]

For you, from my grave.

HA! Yes!

 

[Johnnythefox]

 

[TheCrow]

Say, what's in this drink? Sodium nitrite? K.

I'll have what he's having.

 

[MsM3talGamer]

If only I could sit on Santa's knee and ask him for a nice bottle of N.

 

[Norest4thewicked]

I would wish you all a merry Christmas. But I'm an atheist and don't celebrate it. And I'm definitely not merry. A little drunk, a little stoned, but not merry!!

 

[TheCrow]

I would wish you all a merry Christmas. But I'm an atheist and don't celebrate it. And I'm definitely not merry. A little drunk, a little stoned, but not merry!!

HA! Also stoned right now! :)

 

[Johnnythefox]

I would wish you all a merry Christmas. But I'm an atheist and don't celebrate it. And I'm definitely not merry. A little drunk, a little stoned, but not merry!!

I'm an Atheist also, so don't see why I should celebrate what is supposed to be a Christian festival. I don't celebrate ramadan, diwali or Rosh Hashanah either.

 

[TheCrow]

I'm an Atheist also, so don't see why I should celebrate what is supposed to be a Christian festival. I don't celebrate ramadan, diwali or Rosh Hashanah either.

HA! That's a damn good point!

 

[Johnnythefox]

HA! That's a damn good point!

Here's another one, why do they say it's 2018 when the earth has been around for about four and a half billion years?

 

[TheCrow]

Here's another one, why do they say it's 2018 when the earth has been around for about four and a half billion years?

Dammit, yes!!! And also why did all the magic that went down in the Bronze Age stop? What, no more talking bushes? That's interesting...

 

[gingerplum]

Here's another one, why do they say it's 2018 when the earth has been around for about four and a half billion years?

You can thank Christianity for that one, or at least why the calendar year is what it is.

I'm a pretty staunch atheist (not quite militant) but I've always loved Christmas. I treat it as a non-religious holiday, because frankly the idea of celebrating the zombie Jesus rising from the dead sounds more like Halloween to me, anyway.

 

[MachineGunDani]

Christmas can suck a dick.

 

[MsM3talGamer]

You can thank Christianity for that one, or at least why the calendar year is what it is.

I'm a pretty staunch atheist (not quite militant) but I've always loved Christmas. I treat it as a non-religious holiday, because frankly the idea of celebrating the zombie Jesus rising from the dead sounds more like Halloween to me, anyway.

Don't forget the cannibalism like "drinking Jesus's blood". Them Christians have weird ideas with virgin mothers and are against women having sex or any body autonomy. As if God sits there and keeps tabs on what humans are doing to their genitals before marriage.

 

[Johnnythefox]

celebrating the zombie Jesus rising from the dead sounds more like Halloween to me, anyway.

I know what you mean Ginger, but you're confusing the birth of the baby with the festival of chocolate eggs.

 

[MachineGunDani]

Yes Jesus becomes a zombie on Easter lol

 

[Johnnythefox]

Yes Jesus becomes a zombie on Easter lol

I had it beaten into me at school.

 

[MachineGunDani]

I had it beaten into me at school.

Ugh that would drive me crazy lol