Its not that those methods dont work, because each of them on their own can absolutely work, altho overdosing i would agree is not the most reliable method. But for instance drowning, the only way you cud not die from drowning (if you did it somewhere where noone was around ) is if while under water you decided its not what you want. If you stayed under water you would have died. Hanging, again unless there is someone to save you etc etc, so maybe its not about the methods but that they just need tweaking. For instance you will die from drowning if you go somewhere noone is likely to see you, if its hanging, just research the method again to look at what you cud do differently. Antifreeze absolutely will kill you, you just need to drink more. It only takes 1400-1600mg/kg, so depending on how big you are, thats maybe a shot glass. However it sounds like you want to try some diff stuff now. I wouldnt bother eating if you intend to cut &expose your intestines, as you will more likely get an infection from exposure anyway, so no need for food. It will probably take a while however? If you want something quicker then it makes more sense to severe one of your carotid arteries. Your cardiac output is 5L/min, so for a single carotid that is 500ml/min which means it would take about 10mins to bleed out. If i were you tho i would seriously reconsider. It doesnt sound like you really know what your doing. The randomness and peculiar methods that you have come up with dont make any sense at all. I am a Dr, so im baffled by your choice of methods. Do you just think this stuff up as i cant imagine that anyone else will ever have tried the "methods" you are talking about? Finally,the fact that you say you have tried drugs, OD's, hanging, drowning, antifreeze etc makes me wonder is this about suicide at all? As i mentioned earlier, even a single shot of antifreeze would be enough to kill a person, but this didnt work????
@GoodPersonEffed as usual has summed everything up very well. It seems there is nothing remotely sincere in your posts. The "methods" you describe, are anything but that.They are but sensational musings, for your amusement? They certainly dont seem to be amusing anyone here at all. Far from it, it seems many people see you as being disingenuous. So what is your purpose here as it most certainly isnt about suicide? Im not sure it is even about self harm because why would you feel the need to promote your "musings" in the way that you are? The type of bizarre self injurious behaviour that you talk about, if in fact any of this is real, needs to be addressed somewhere else i think. While i think you need to see someone about this, i dont believe, from what you are saying, that you are ready to be honest about it with someone. I do wish you well in the future.