Discussion A genie grants you ONE wish, but it cannot be ctb related. What is your wish?

[JMB]

Resurrect a deceased

 

[DetachedDreamer97]

To be teleported to my perfect dream world where everything is exactly as I like it.
If that's cheating though then I pick mind control powers.

Dang... you beat me to the punch.

 

[Divine Trinity]

None of this I'd wish for more wishes BS or any clever attempts of circumventing the ctb rule.

Basically what's the wish that could make you OK with life and not want to ctb? (OK I guess you could wish that you didn't want to ctb, but you know what I mean.)

The universe skipping 2.1 billion years, while everything on Earth is in stasis. The then enlarged Sun will instantly boil the ocean and melt the planet's crust into molten magma.

Or rich parents.

 

[Going Home]

My wish is for the next person to degrade me, in or out of my presence, to spontaneously combust.

 

[ProhibereDolor]

Excluding a few million dollars, the ability to sleep on demand, for as long as I'd like, with the ability to have lucid dreams. Seems like an excellent escape from reality!

Try some N,N-Dimethyltryptamine.

 

[seekingoblivion]

My own personal talking elephant friend.

 

[Snowx88]

To be healthy and not ill

 

[Morphinekiss]

I wanna be a motherfucking mermaid.

 

[throwaway123]

To be disease free.

this

 

[Rn110bg101]

the death of capitalism.

and if i'm allowed to have another one, then i want friends, that won't hate or abandon me.

 

[Ko9]

Remove cognitive dissonance from the brain worldwide.

 

[Saga]

to be happy again after all ive been through

 

[restingspot]

Okay, a bit technical this one and the Genie will have to earn his corn;
Basically from the moment the wish is granted if you at any point anyone starts behaving like a dick, you get a gut punch.
The level of the punch is proportional to the constitution of the recipient and the gravity of the offence (so if you drop some litter you get a stiff jab, if you hit and animal you get a Mike Tyson body hook).
After you get whacked a sigh appears over your head that lasts for a period again proportional to the offence that says;
"DICK" - so everyone knows you've been a dick.
Come on Genie you're out there let's do this and not be a dick!

This guy's playing chess while we're all playing checkers

Anyway, Genies are notorious for corrupting wishes, I'd rather not tussle with one. However, if this Genie is genuinely benevolent and grants it verbatim, I'd wish for me and my best friend to be pulled into the world we've been creating for 8 years so we can live there forever. It's a double-edged sword: we get a seemingly utopian society at the cost of massive cosmic catacylsms that could happen at any moment. It'd be a blast!

 

[Kikoo Loool]

None of this I'd wish for more wishes BS or any clever attempts of circumventing the ctb rule.

Basically what's the wish that could make you OK with life and not want to ctb? (OK I guess you could wish that you didn't want to ctb, but you know what I mean.)

Another wife.

 

[k75]

I'd go back in time to before I had any body parts removed or amputated and never consent to any of those surgeries.

 

[Joannf]

It's complicated.

 

[komm susser todd]

I just want some one to love and love me back, and also to not be me. Even i dont love me

 

[deltahead]

to own a nice house in an isolated spot, at least a few blocks away from everyone, with all living expenses paid for and with everything i could possibly need inside it. once the novelty wears off i can comfortably work towards catching the bus at my own leisure.

 

[Maravillosa]

Hmmm... I would want to complete and publish (in a major publishing house) at least one novel that is reviewed well. I don't think that would necessarily keep me from ctb someday. However, I suspect that even if no full-length biography is written and published about me, there will be at least one dissertation with a title like Religion and Suicide in the Fiction of [Maravillosa]. A girl can dream, can't she?