Story 5 Seconds Ago I had the perfect chance to KMS but.. Alas it was compromised

[TacoBell]

OK, so this sucks.
You tell 1 (ONE) person that you're going to do it and then they end up telling the whole world ? Wtf.
Anyways looks like my mom's going to be babysitting me tonight, again.
Augh, wish you're all having better luck than me.

I guess you really can't tell people that you're gonna do it until you're doing it, even then maybe I should just write a note like a regular Smart person.
*facepalm*
This is so sad, Alexa play Despacito
Screw it. I'll find a way nonetheless. This sh*t is over.

 

[Blue Portal]

OK, so this sucks.
You tell 1 (ONE) person that you're going to do it and then they end up telling the whole world ? Wtf.
Anyways looks like my mom's going to be babysitting me tonight, again.
Augh, wish you're all having better luck than me.

I guess you really can't tell people that you're gonna do it until you're doing it, even then maybe I should just write a note like a regular Smart person.
*facepalm*
This is so sad, Alexa play Despacito

Yeah I told all my friends and family that I'm going to exit life on my own terms by my own hands when I'm an old man and they all pretty much accept it by now.