First the good - the slang, which I totally agree with you on:
Toilet - The Jacks
No fun (smb is no fun) - (He's) a minus craic
A man (when you don't like/know them) - Yer man
I won't be doing that - Will I, yea?!
I didn't - Did I feck
A woman you don't like - Geebag
It's raining heavily - It's pissing down
What's happening - Story horse?! and How's she cutting?
Half a pint - Glass of Guinness
Get lost - G'way on
Drunk:
Banjaxed
Mullered
In rag order
In ribbons
Out of your tree
Belfast specific:
Face - Bake, "Shut your bake" (shut your piehole's grandfather)
To be embarassed - To pull a beamer
Cop - Peeler
Be quiet - Howl yer whisht
Native irish better than irish americans even if they've sworn every one of his neighbours' mother lineage by 10am when the Guiness (-Stella Artois if they're half-English) runs out, just over minor stuff like I forgot my keys or why doesn't the dog shut up. In their own way it's all in good fun.
Do they really bend down and kiss the Blarney stone and all that?
American irish seem have turned irish culture in a once a year fandom meeting. Unironically, the Kennedys are (were) proud irish in their conduct and heritage, not sure it has been so for the majority of irish americans ever since. Maybe there's a truth to the saying peaceful times turn people soft.
Also, I hope Rep of Ireland reunifies with the north, they deserve it.
They need to be banished for inventing the Guinness cans with the balls in the bottom of them
Yeah, and it's a ball of carbon dioxide. Why couldnt it be monoxide? Doubt it would cost them much more to do.