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- Oct 12, 2020
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Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist
Dr Shanna Swan has found that chemicals called phthalates are causing human babies to be born with malformed genitals.
news.sky.com
To think that all these years, we blamed our parents for our micro-penis problems. For years we blamed it on genetics, but one scientist from the US states that chemicals in our water and air may be the source for babies being born with mutant penises on the small variety. That males will not be able to produce sperm ever again by 2045. The chemical is used in plastics, plastics that are disposed in our oceans and environment leak this chemical out over time contaminating the water table. Anyways, most of us won't be around at 2045 to see our dicks melting and watching as we shoot dust in the air during masturbation. No we won't need rags or socks anymore, we'll just need a vacuum cleaner to suck up the jizz powder.
Also Skynews is very bored today for writing this article up.