the money sounds good, but something like that is impossible. i have no webcam or money to buy one, my computer is in a tiny, dark, dirty room with rust marks and smeared insect blood all over the walls. i shiver out of nowhere like i'm shocked, i flail my arms around for no reason. i have no idea how to act in front of another person. i fit every single "creepy guy" stereotype you could possibly think of. i can't even shower right now because we haven't paid the light bill for 3 months and doing it might short-circuit the electricity we stole from our tenants. i bleed every time i shave because i'm in a rush to stop looking at myself in the mirror. i spent every day struggling to just (literally) put food on a plate. i have no life experiences of any kind, i'm so feral i don't know if i even fucking eat correctly. you could just steal some homeless asylum escapee and take him out to dinner, much cheaper. there is absolutely nothing i could offer. the only reason anyone ever tolerated me was because i (used to be) underage and willing to sext them on the internet.
what i'm trying to say here is this would be a bad idea. i could have probably pursued methods of making money on the internet at some point, but i just never bothered because, well...i'm severely lacking in mental faculties? i don't really know myself. that ship sure has sailed by now though