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Answer in thread. Would the dinner companionship ease your loneliness, if you could afford it? Would you be a virtual dinner companion for bitcoin?
(Remember A likes bitcoin).
 
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She is just like a twitch streamer but instead of playing games she eats. Also she is very beautiful.
 
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Answer in thread. Would the dinner companionship ease your loneliness, if you could afford it? Would you be a virtual dinner companion for bitcoin?
(Remember A likes bitcoin).
That would be a no and a no. Either way I wouldn't be good company for anyone. I'd feel guilty for wasting their time, even if I was the one paying them.
 
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LifeIsNotFun

LifeIsNotFun

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I knew about mukbang for awhile now. Loneliness is caused by South Koreans being overworked to death, and having no time to date, have a family or anything. So, when they eat, they log onto these webcam things to have companionship. Makes me feel sad for them.
 
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TimeToDie

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That's not the only way to make money, here's another option:
 
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cornflowerblue

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That's not the only way to make money, here's another option:

This is so awkward to watch. It sounds so contrived and far from genuine. Even if somebody was into "SDH" I don't know how this would even do anything for them?
 
not_a_robot

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"i hope the leaving is joyful, & never to return"
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I knew about mukbang for awhile now. Loneliness is caused by South Koreans being overworked to death, and having no time to date, have a family or anything. So, when they eat, they log onto these webcam things to have companionship. Makes me feel sad for them.
I prefer detached interaction, I like it better. IRL wrecks me. I wish I was still young/hot enough to be a camgirl, but with my
current knowledge/nihilism.
I'd be wanking on cam for strangers 24 7, eating, sleeping, using the bathroom, whatever weird stuff they wanted within reason, I wouldn't give a damn, I'd love it.
 
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I prefer detached interaction, I like it better. IRL wrecks me. I wish I was still young/hot enough to be a camgirl, but with my
current knowledge/nihilism.
I'd be wanking on cam for strangers 24 7, eating, sleeping, using the bathroom, whatever weird stuff they wanted within reason, I wouldn't give a damn, I'd love it.
Video filters are pretty advanced nowadays :p
 
RM5998

RM5998

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You know, that seems like a decent way to make money to pay my parents back for their investment.
I can be very charming when I want to, who wants to talk? You can transfer the money to my bank account.
 
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AtomicNewt

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A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her
Jun 5, 2019
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I'm quite good at making people cry just by talking. Have been wondering how to harness this "talent". About three years ago (one of the last times was out out) was just rambling on not even deliberately trying to be melancholic and realised that one by one the group of five were either crying or not dry eyed. It struck me that this wasn't the first time. I don't get invited out very often...

But perhaps there's some entitled rich people that would pay to experience a bit of rough emotionally?
 
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SinisterKid

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If anyone wishes to watch me eat my way through the full Chinese take away menu, I am open to offers. All crypto-currencies accepted. If the money is right, I will happily do it wearing the outfit of your choosing. Just dont ask me to whistle Dixie and we will get on famously :wink:
 
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TimeToDie

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Would you be a virtual dinner companion for bitcoin? (Remember A likes bitcoin).
I'd recommend you take MasterCard & Visa. Eating (or commenting on tiny dicks) is fully legal, so you don't need to hide out like a vet who engages in felony drug trafficking, and possibly additional crimes for assisting suicides.
 
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No, no and no. I don't suffer from
I'm quite good at making people cry just by talking. Have been wondering how to harness this "talent". About three years ago (one of the last times was out out) was just rambling on not even deliberately trying to be melancholic and realised that one by one the group of five were either crying or not dry eyed. It struck me this wasn't the first time. I don't get invited out very often...

But perhaps there's some entitled rich people that would pay to experience a bit of rough emotionally?

Interesting avatar. Yes, there are men who pay money to be eviscerated emotionally by beautiful women.
 
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I'd recommend you take MasterCard & Visa. Eating (or commenting on tiny dicks) is fully legal, so you don't need to hide out like a vet who engages in felony drug trafficking, and possibly additional crimes for assisting suicides.
The bitcoin is for buying N, not to become like A...?
 
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Catch_The_Beaver

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Jul 2, 2019
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I would have a Bob Ross-y kind of show in which I cook, one of my few still enjoyable hobbies, with asmr components to try and make others feel good and calm for once in a while.

I'm sure someone is already doing this somewhere out in this seemingly infinite world, but I know that I would enjoy it.
 
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You know, that seems like a decent way to make money to pay my parents back for their investment.
I can be very charming when I want to, who wants to talk? You can transfer the money to my bank account.
I would only do it if you would wear your glasses. No contacts.
 
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I would only do it if you would wear your glasses. No contacts.
I have literally never worn contacts, and I don't plan to ever do so. I have a ridge near the top of my nose for my glasses, and I mean to use it.
 
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Midnight

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Jun 30, 2018
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Why you'd spend it for "virtual" companionship is beyond me .. then why not spend some more and go to dinner with an actual person. Well yeah depends on how much you'd be willing to pay (escort). However if this is a thing these people do daily then yeah it might be alot cheaper via webcam. But still i'd take 1 or 2 times with a real person over 20 times via webcam.
 
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Angst Filled Fuck Up

Angst Filled Fuck Up

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Am I the only one annoyed by ASMR? I remember first encountering it and thinking my laptop sound was screwed up. So I started fiddling with my audio, and when that turned out to be normal I just assumed there was something wrong with the YouTuber. That is, until I started seeing it everywhere. Like how can there be thousands of people just playing with the bristles of their hairbrush or whispering annoyingly for hours on end? Idk. I will never understand society.

And small penis humiliation, lol. If there's a niche for slightly above average but struggling due to years of SSRI dysfunction I might be game though. I kid.

The online dinner thing is also super weird. Not only a total waste of money but I can only imagine it being very impersonal and ungratifying.
 
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dreamsofdestruction

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Just going through the motions of doing something with another person isn't what's appealing about companionship. :I
 
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RM5998

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Just going through the motions of doing something with another person isn't what's appealing about companionship. :I
Isn't companionship just 'going through the motions of doing something with another person'?

I'm guessing we're splitting the sentence differently...
Did you mean 'going through the motions of | doing something with another person' ('motions' refers to 'doing something with another person') or 'going through the motions of | doing something | with another person' ('motions' refers to 'doing something', and 'with another person' is added on after)?

I should look up the proper linguistic terms for what's going on here... eh, screw it, I don't have the energy.
 
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Eating in front of other humans gives me extreme anxiety. I don't see how other people do it.
 
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Isn't companionship just 'going through the motions of doing something with another person'?

I'm guessing we're splitting the sentence differently...
Did you mean 'going through the motions of | doing something with another person' ('motions' refers to 'doing something with another person') or 'going through the motions of | doing something | with another person' ('motions' refers to 'doing something', and 'with another person' is added on after)?

I should look up the proper linguistic terms for what's going on here... eh, screw it, I don't have the energy.
Did I mean what?
 
crimea_river

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I'd be up for earning $9,000 a month for people watching me sleep, I do a lot of that.

I assume eating would involve interaction, that sounds like hard work :hihi:
 
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Isn't companionship just 'going through the motions of doing something with another person'?

I'm guessing we're splitting the sentence differently...
Did you mean 'going through the motions of | doing something with another person' ('motions' refers to 'doing something with another person') or 'going through the motions of | doing something | with another person' ('motions' refers to 'doing something', and 'with another person' is added on after)?

I should look up the proper linguistic terms for what's going on here... eh, screw it, I don't have the energy.
I think it's the difference between true engagement versus just following a script
 
not_a_robot

not_a_robot

"i hope the leaving is joyful, & never to return"
May 30, 2019
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Am I the only one annoyed by ASMR? I remember first encountering it and thinking my laptop sound was screwed up. So I started fiddling with my audio, and when that turned out to be normal I just assumed there was something wrong with the YouTuber. That is, until I started seeing it everywhere. Like how can there be thousands of people just playing with the bristles of their hairbrush or whispering annoyingly for hours on end? Idk. I will never understand society.

And small penis humiliation, lol. If there's a niche for slightly above average but struggling due to years of SSRI dysfunction I might be game though. I kid.

The online dinner thing is also super weird. Not only a total waste of money but I can only imagine it being very impersonal and ungratifying.
not the way I would do it. It would be deeply personal,a little bit intrusive, sort of sexy in an uncomfortable way.
You would not like it But You would do it three or four times, just to be sure. Then you'd be addicted.
Eating in front of other humans gives me extreme anxiety. I don't see how other people do it.
I only enjoy it when a guy is paying me to enjoy it.
 
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deltahead

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May 28, 2019
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the money sounds good, but something like that is impossible. i have no webcam or money to buy one, my computer is in a tiny, dark, dirty room with rust marks and smeared insect blood all over the walls. i shiver out of nowhere like i'm shocked, i flail my arms around for no reason. i have no idea how to act in front of another person. i fit every single "creepy guy" stereotype you could possibly think of. i can't even shower right now because we haven't paid the light bill for 3 months and doing it might short-circuit the electricity we stole from our tenants. i bleed every time i shave because i'm in a rush to stop looking at myself in the mirror. i spent every day struggling to just (literally) put food on a plate. i have no life experiences of any kind, i'm so feral i don't know if i even fucking eat correctly. you could just steal some homeless asylum escapee and take him out to dinner, much cheaper. there is absolutely nothing i could offer. the only reason anyone ever tolerated me was because i (used to be) underage and willing to sext them on the internet.

what i'm trying to say here is this would be a bad idea. i could have probably pursued methods of making money on the internet at some point, but i just never bothered because, well...i'm severely lacking in mental faculties? i don't really know myself. that ship sure has sailed by now though
 
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Pilum Muralis

“We'll never be as young as we are tonight.”
Jul 2, 2019
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I would do it in a heartbeat. Chubby, cranky, older woman that swears too much, and eats utter garbage. Someone would pay to watch that!
 
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