Help Will this work?

[StuckAF]

Hi everyone,

I ordered my SN from a polish seller on

Spoiler

ebay

about 50 days ago and I still didn't receive my bottle.

Since I am running out of patience I kept exploring other alternatives like hanging and jumping. Hanging would be impossible since I have no strong anchor point to hang from at all. I can jump from the 7th floor which is not high enough but I thought if I combined different methods it might work so i would like your opinion on it.

-swallow pills (not sure which yet but recommendations welcome)
-followed by ingesting house hold chemicals
-then jumping off my window as if I am jumping into a pool (trying my best to land on my head)
-and finally praying that it will be quick.

Not sure if I should stab or cut myself too but I feel like that is overkill.

 

[next-season .?]

i think its a good idea fall backwards btw im planning to do the same thing