I attempted to hang myself once. Halfway through my attempt I heard a loud voice call out to me.
The voice said, "Hang in there, son! It'll get better."
Obviously, I knew this was a play on words and I started laughing. He started laughing too. We both just laughed and laughed.
Unfortunately, a nurse in the ward heard me laughing and caught me trying to hang myself.
I was labeled high risk and I didn't have many chances to try it again. I had a pretty bad rope burn around my neck too.
I still wonder sometimes... Was that God speaking to me? I guess I'll never know. But that sick bastard sure is funny.