Now_And_Then

Now_And_Then

If I am no good , then let me out
Jun 30, 2019
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.... I always reply " Oh , do you mean my prison number ? Well , it's the 26th of November .... Et c, et c"


I just thought I'd throw some thing a little light hearted, but also serious, out there hope fully for a little laugh


Peace
 
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I ones had to go to a hospital to have my blood examined, and I hate needles so I didn't sleep the night before on purpose so I would be a sack of sand and wouldn't notice anything. So the lady asked my date of birth, and I was so far gone I couldn't remember so I sad 11 September. But I was born on the 5th ><
 
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I was opening a bank account in a rural town and when the woman asked my birthday, for some reason I said "same as Elvis Presley" and damn if she didn't have it memorised. That was heartwarming in a minor but memorable way.
 
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Loli

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May 25, 2019
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Good one. Might start using this line as well.
In my case I keep forgetting my birth date. The only reminders are my friends with better memory than mine
 
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.... I always reply " Oh , do you mean my prison number ? Well , it's the 26th of November .... Et c, et c"


I just thought I'd throw some thing a little light hearted, but also serious, out there hope fully for a little laugh


Peace

I prefer Inmate # :wink:
 
Kyrok

Kyrok

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I like to answer "which one?"
 
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Now_And_Then

If I am no good , then let me out
Jun 30, 2019
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Good one. Might start using this line as well.
In my case I keep forgetting my birth date. The only reminders are my friends with better memory than mine
I nearly always forget it is my birth day when the day arrives
 

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