Quite some time ago I went to buy weed for the first time in my life. A friend brought me with him and told me to "look as suspicious as possible".
I did my best to look suspicious, and apparently it was enough to attract a seller. Looking back, he probably had some seriously hardcore shit. He looked like a damn lich! Without doubt, the scariest looking man I've seen in my life.
I gave him money, he called another lich-looking guy who told us to stay with him. We sat quietly on a nearby bench for a while until lich guy #1 returned with some pleasantly weak weed. Kind of like if weed was vodka, he brought us beer.
Still, other than the fact I prayed he lich guy #2 doesn't bite my neck, or some shit, it was a reasonable experience.
Never going back there, though.