Sinbad

Sinbad

Self-Annihilation is loading...95%
Nov 27, 2018
542
Colossal Comet is on a collision course with Earth.:happy:



What about you guys?
 
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Warlock
Jul 13, 2018
721
The Appointment of Nancy Pelosi as President of the United States
 
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stellabelle

stellabelle

ethereal
Dec 14, 2018
3,919
"Woman killed in tragic accident" - with my name in the article.
 
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Misanthrope

Misanthrope

Mage
Oct 23, 2018
557
"Critical thinking and logical fallacies now taught as standard in schools."

Or

"Politician successfully sued for engaging in knowing deception. Creating a new precedent and opening the door to further prosecutions that may well redefine future politics!"


I can dream can't I...
 
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NotWorthLiving

Enlightened
Dec 8, 2018
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NotWorthLiving

Enlightened
Dec 8, 2018
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MsM3talGamer

Voluntary deletion
Nov 28, 2018
1,504
My Obituary saying that my last drink was a Morphine Milkshake.
 
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JustAboutDone

Illuminated
Jan 1, 2019
3,532
N available in Boots the chemist UK
 
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Autumn Winter

Autumn Winter

Member
Oct 28, 2018
29
Idk probably an interview with me as world's greatest entrepreneur or something. I really would like to make it in this world and not to be nobody or painted as a loser in life
 
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lucines

lucines

Barely even human
Jan 1, 2019
27
"Ketamine approved for use in fight against depression." or something similar. Big part of why I want to catch the bus is that I feel there's no hope for me after all the resources I've exhausted and who knows, perhaps ketamine would be unsuccesful as well but I'd at least like to try.
 
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Buddyluv19

Experienced
Dec 13, 2018
272
"Facebook CEO 'retroactively' punished for stealing data from Harvard database for 'chick-rating application.' Has to give all of his money back and dissolve the company."

To anyone that thinks this is just a joke, look into how MZ got his start. It's a jaw-dropper.
 
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MexicanTravels

MexicanTravels

Pokémon Master
Sep 6, 2018
209
Mathematician solves P vs NP in the affirmative. The world is saved.
 
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Kyrok

Paragon
Nov 6, 2018
970
Time travel invented, home kits selling for just $19.95.
 
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Stillnotsure

Experienced
Dec 18, 2018
245
"Suicide booths now available for use, find next to rentable bikes and scooters in every major city."
 
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ArtsyDrawer

Enlightened
Nov 8, 2018
1,446
"Ketamine approved for use in fight against depression." or something similar. Big part of why I want to catch the bus is that I feel there's no hope for me after all the resources I've exhausted and who knows, perhaps ketamine would be unsuccesful as well but I'd at least like to try.
Doesn't ketamine make you trip balls, though?
 
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LayZ

LayZ

BrainF4ck
Dec 30, 2018
51
75-Year Harvard Study has proved: Life is a sexually transmitted fatal disease, and there's only one cure for it - Suicide
 
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Jodes

Jodes

Enlightened
Nov 23, 2018
1,261
"AI mathematically proves there is no point in living"
 
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LiveSlowDieFast

Specialist
Nov 14, 2018
338
"Controversial experiment in world's largest particle collider might cause unintended consequences, scientists warn"

And then, BOOM, they accidentally open up a black hole that swallows everything in an instant.

(disclaimer: I nearly failed physics in high school, what it says in the headline might not even be possible)
 
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lucines

lucines

Barely even human
Jan 1, 2019
27
Doesn't ketamine make you trip balls, though?

The dose prescribed to psychiatric patients would probably not be high enough to make you trip.
 
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15dec

15dec

ember in the dark
Dec 7, 2018
1,550
Doesn't ketamine make you trip balls, though?
If I remember correctly there's a compound in it, or something like that, which is helpful as an antidepressant. There's something similar with ecstacy that helps to treat PTSD as well; it's always interesting to see how drugs like that can actually help you when they're not being used as party drugs and in massive doses, mixed with alcohol, etc.
 
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Kdawg2018

Kdawg2018

Still here...
Nov 10, 2018
272
"Sanction Suicide cult hosts industry party- no survivors were found"
 
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Warlock
Jul 13, 2018
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Jodes

Jodes

Enlightened
Nov 23, 2018
1,261
"Pro Lifers just watched, lurking...."
 
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therhydler

therhydler

Enlightened
Dec 7, 2018
1,196
"(my name), patient of x hospital, failed to wake up from narcosis"

(keep your fingers crossed for me ;))
 
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Sinbad

Sinbad

Self-Annihilation is loading...95%
Nov 27, 2018
542
"Sanction Suicide cult hosts industry party- no survivors were found"
Follow up News:
"SS user Kdawg2018 is identified as the mastermind behind the deadly party"
 
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Jodes

Jodes

Enlightened
Nov 23, 2018
1,261
I think my quotes on death sent everyone on a suicide binge
 
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Redt2go

Redt2go

flower child
Jan 5, 2019
1,643
Suicide booths coming to a city near you!
 
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